Illuminati-R-Us

Posted: **Mon Sep 03, 2007 7:45 pm**

... with Jimmy Hoffa in the trunk.

Posted: **Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:10 am**

when your boyfriend leaves for college 2 1/2 hours away...
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Posted: **Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:12 am**

When your cat gaks up a hairball on your pillow during the night.

Posted: **Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:32 pm**

you end up yelling at someone you love.

Posted: **Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:39 pm**

You listen to a country & western song, and realize it tells your life story.

Posted: **Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:21 am**

KLA2 wrote:You listen to a country & western song, and realize it tells your life story.

oouuuccchhh...
>_<

...when you can't find what you're looking for

Posted: **Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:05 am**

The Mormons, Jehovah Witnesses, Krishnas, Davidians, Moonies, and Methodists all knock on your door, in an attempt to reap your soul for God/Budda/The Lord/Oneness.

Posted: **Fri Sep 07, 2007 3:40 pm**

^ They agree to divide it up between them.

Posted: **Fri Sep 07, 2007 5:15 pm**

The server hangs, and Lance is away.

Posted: **Fri Sep 07, 2007 6:04 pm**

You try to start a round of "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall", and find you only have one bottle ...

Posted: **Sat Sep 08, 2007 11:58 pm**

^Then none.

...when you have to think about that 18hr drive you have ahead of you.

Posted: **Sun Sep 09, 2007 3:05 am**

^18 hours? going where?

...when there are 2 car accidents and a suicide in your town all in one weekend...

Posted: **Sun Sep 09, 2007 1:20 pm**

...when members of the forum don't read your threads...

(I'm going to Houston.)

Posted: **Sun Sep 09, 2007 7:27 pm**

...when you know members of the forum don't read your threads, and you have to travel to Houston. Plus the IRU custodian hasn't been seen in quite awhile.

Posted: **Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:46 pm**

...when you start your day off throwing up and feeling the effects all day long.

Posted: **Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:30 pm**

You appreciate a (rumoured) saying of the RAF in WW1

"Wake up, throw up, start up"

(sorry, no source cited ...)

Posted: **Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:47 am**

You get the song, "Chocolate Rain" stuck in your head all day

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2007 5:38 pm**

All three ghosts bill you for consulting fees. (The Dickens! :wink: )

Posted: **Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:05 pm**

The time-frame from noon to 3pm takes approximately 16 hours. :roll:

Posted: **Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:10 am**

Someone dumps a load of gravel on you. :wink: Ouch! :lol:

Posted: **Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:56 pm**

You're on vacation in South Dakota and have the opportunity to take this photo:

Posted: **Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:24 pm**

Lance wrote:You're on vacation in South Dakota and have the opportunity to take this photo:

That would be a GOOD day for me. =]

...when you have to sleep on the floor...

Posted: **Sun Sep 16, 2007 2:06 pm**

Squee wrote:That would be a GOOD day for me. =]

Yeah, it was... It's not very often that Cyndi and I get to drive along the Forrest Service and logging roads in the mountains and stumble on an active gold mine. It was pretty cool.

Posted: **Wed Sep 26, 2007 10:28 pm**

... you stumble into a gold mine. :roll:

Sheesh. my luck, it would be ... stumble into a cess pool. :lol:

"And I went in all the way to my ankles."

"Well, that's not so bad"

'It is when you go in head first" :glp-rimshot:

Posted: **Thu Sep 27, 2007 7:40 pm**

...when something you've been looking forward to gets cancelled, or at least severely postponed.

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