Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 5:36 pmI still like "sweater puppies". 
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Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 5:36 pmPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:16 pmwellll...is anyone going?
Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:31 pmEnzo?
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:02 amOooh ooh, I know that one. Enzo. Its a fat balding middle age guy, right?
There is never too many names for breasts, just as there are never too many breasts.
OK, I'll try.
Divine presentation to service personnel.
There is never too many names for breasts, just as there are never too many breasts.
OK, I'll try.
Divine presentation to service personnel.
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:00 pmbutler or jacking off?
Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:35 amOr even butlers jacking off - hopefully not in your dinner.
But...NO.
But...NO.
Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:15 amDragon Star wrote:Don't we have enough names for the Breast by now?
Jeff Murdoch has several thousand.
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:29 amEnzo wrote:Divine presentation to service personnel.
I'll venture a guess that it's whatever it is the army calls church service...I think it's called "mass"?
Posted: Sat Jul 15, 2006 3:26 pmWow, Jimmy, there has to be a glorious pun or two in there, but that ain't it.
Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:51 amROFL!
Time for a hint Enzo, we are all clueless!
Time for a hint Enzo, we are all clueless!
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:54 amThis time it is not a pun.
It is a phrase, and in fact something I have claimed to be.
The phrase is often used to describe someone's attitude in certain situations.
It is a phrase, and in fact something I have claimed to be.
The phrase is often used to describe someone's attitude in certain situations.
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:07 amMotherfucker?
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:42 amAhem, no.
And that is MISTER Motherfucker, y'know.
And that is MISTER Motherfucker, y'know.
Posted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:04 pmEnzo wrote:Divine presentation to service personnel.
Something to do with tipping the waitress?
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:19 amOooh, your puppy is starting the sniff the right ass.
Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:16 pmstrip club?
Posted: Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:38 amNah. The clue was it was something I sometimes claim to be. SO that rules out strup clubs, tuna boats, republicans, and lots of other stuff.
When I refer to myself that way I of course mean it very nicely, but the term is often used sarcastically.
When I refer to myself that way I of course mean it very nicely, but the term is often used sarcastically.
Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:16 amOne suspects it is of the form "God's gift to X," but I haven't worked out what X is. . .
Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:19 amCLose enough.
"The guy thinks he is God's gift to waitresses."
Only in my case it's true.
"The guy thinks he is God's gift to waitresses."
Only in my case it's true.
Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 5:53 pmI've never heard it before with "waitresses" as the recipient. Nor any other service personnel, for that matter. :D
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:13 amNever hung around restaurant people, eh?
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:27 pmNope, can't say I have.
Is it KOS's turn?
Is it KOS's turn?
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:22 pmWhere did he go?
Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:23 pmChina.
But he's back now.
But he's back now.
Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:26 pmI'm not very good at this one. If someone else wants to go, go ahead.