The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[Мастер]

You aren't so stressed out. Your coma is very relaxing.

I wish they would finish building the building across the street.

[Arneb]

They do

I wish I knew which way to decide...

[pmcolt]

You flip a coin. But you feel bad about deciding in such a flippant manner.

I wish I had a better Halloween costume idea.

[KLA2]

You do. But in retrospect, a perfect likeness of Osama Bin Laden trick-or-treating at the White House gate was not such a good idea {damn, those Hellfire missles sting ...}

I wish I could think it instead of type it

[Capt. Moosedoom]

when you type you go numb for hours.

i wish i could go out to dinner tonight.

[pmcolt]

(Freaky considering what I just posted in the "Post about the person who posted last" thread. )

You can go out to dinner, but it's a fancy French restaurant, and the snooty waiter spends all evening being stereotypically rude to you.

I wish it were Thanksgiving already.

[troubleagain]

It is, and Christmas is tomorrow.



I wish the economy would turn around already.

[Capt. Moosedoom]

It takes a turn for the worst.

I wish I didn't have to write an appology letter to the teacher I am gonna go see in an hour.

[KLA2]

You don't. Instead, the teacher writes an apology letter to you. For expelling you. :P

I wish flying cars were a reality.

[troubleagain]

They are, and people *still* drive/fly them while talking on cell phones, eating, and putting on makeup.

I wish I had more leave time so I could take vacation right now.

[Arneb]

You get it. Permanently, and without pay.

I wish they found a way to topple Andrea Ypsilanti (Hah! Now we''re gonna see how good you are at German regional politics!)

[Capt. Moosedoom]

i topple her

I wish squee had no work tomorrow

[pmcolt]

Squee is laid off due to the poor economy, and now has plenty of free time to hang out.

I wish I could think of Christmas gift ideas for the family.

[KLA2]

You think of the perfect gifts, all extravagantly expensive.

I wish I was all caught up on my work.

[Arneb]

When you are, a glum-looking middle manager hands you your pink slip and asks for the desk key.

I wish I had a day off call duty once in a while.

[troubleagain]

You do, but all the interesting cases come in while you're off.

I wish I had the Magic Touch with plants.

[Arneb]

You do

I wish he'd sleep in his own bed.

[troubleagain]

He does--because he's growing up Too Fast.

I wish popcorn didn't smell so awful once you're done eating all you want.

[pmcolt]

It smells so good that you want some more. More! MORE!!!

I wish I had some popcorn right now.

[troubleagain]

You do, but it's burnt. (Ick.)

I wish pmcolt had some popcorn that wasn't burnt.

[KLA2]

He does, but when he eats it, the kernels get caught in his teeth. He has to go to the dentist.

I wish pmcolt's dentist wasn't an understudy for that guy from "Little Shop of Horrors."

[pmcolt]

He isn't. My dentist is just a regular dentist. Though how normal can you be when you work in a little office, maintaining tools that look like implements of torture, shining bright lights in people's faces, and making cheerful conversation while you have your entire hand stuck inside someone's mouth?

I wish I would actually keep my New Year's resolutions.

[Arneb]

You do, and next thing the world knows pmcolt is its new overlord. (OK you may not see this as a corruption of your wish but the ROW certainly does).


I wish we had snow and Sun here in good meaure, and a healthy son to explore it.

[KLA2]

You do. You are living in Canada. They hand you a snow shovel at immigration. :wink:

I wish Arneb was here to shovel my driveway.

[Arneb]

He is. And he does. 'Nuff said... That flabby, potbellied, smart-talking little Euroweasel doesn't even know which way to hold a shovel, I'll smite him with my death ray, that pampered, arrogant, know-it-all, IAHTT fuckin' HALO-DOC

I wish KLA2 was here to shovel snow in front of OUR little house...