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Posted: **Fri Mar 09, 2012 8:03 am**

Massey Fergusson (my Grandad used to have one on his farm)

6 teeth out? or 7 teeth out?

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:56 am**

6 teeth out. Don't want to be unbalanced.

Guangdong or Guangxi?

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2012 3:21 pm**

Guangdong.

Heathrow or Bangaluru?

Posted: **Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:49 pm**

Heathrow

[strike]Pampers or no-names[/strike] Hell no, I know the answer to that one :shock:

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blanket or duvet?

Posted: **Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:12 am**

Blanket. Easier to wash when a dog pukes on it.

Dog or cat as a pet?

Posted: **Tue Mar 13, 2012 6:38 am**

Cat (less shite to get rid of on your back lawn)

Long-haired pet cat, or short-haired pet cat?

Posted: **Tue Mar 13, 2012 3:12 pm**

Short. The only pet in my life was a large fat mean fluffball of a Persian. His hair was everywhere (w/ and w/o accompanying puke).

Somehing I've been asing my son lately:
Piano or cello?

Posted: **Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:49 pm**

Cello. Because you cannot hold a piano between your legs.
{Possibly the dumbest thing I have said on this board.}

Thick or thin writing pen?

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2012 10:45 am**

A thin pen that writes thick

vanilla ice-cream, or hokey-pokey ice-cream?

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:25 am**

KLA2 wrote:{Possibly the dumbest thing I have said on this board.}

No, don't worry. Not even close.

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Carry on.

Posted: **Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:42 pm**

Vanilla

Ice Ice Baby or Hokey Pokey?

Posted: **Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:48 am**

Lance wrote:<off topic>

KLA2 wrote:{Possibly the dumbest thing I have said on this board.}

No, don't worry. Not even close.

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Carry on.

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:glp-1rof1:

Thanks, Lance. You are the wind above my wings. :wink:

Carry on.

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2012 3:20 pm**

Ice Ice Baby

Madonna or Maradona?

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2012 6:56 pm**

Madonna (even tho' she is looking a little haggard lately

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Virgin or Sturgeon?

Posted: **Mon Mar 19, 2012 7:04 pm**

Tough.

I'll go with Maradona simply for what he did to England.

Ronaldo I or II?

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:16 am**

Arneb wrote:Tough.

I'll go with Maradona simply for what he did to England.

Ronaldo I or II?

Neither.

(And you had the wrong answer, so how can your question be trusted? ;-) )

Those who can? or Those who can't?

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2012 1:59 pm**

Chosing the lesser evil isn't in any sense "wrong" - it heavily dependent on personal circumstances. And Maradona had a t least that little thing going for him.

Those who can't. I'm one of them, so it's obvious.

So again, for the interested observers:

Ronaldo Luís Nazário de Lima (Ronaldo I) or Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro (Ronaldo II)

Posted: **Tue Mar 20, 2012 2:37 pm**

Ronaldo. Christiano Ronaldo is nothing but a dirty diving dago.

Biathlon or Nordic Combined?

Posted: **Sun Apr 08, 2012 4:04 am**

Biathlon - only have to do two events

Easter Sunday? or Easter Monday?

Posted: **Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:38 am**

Easter Monday. I've been needing a day off.

Airport restroom, or highway rest area?

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:07 am**

Airport restroom. They are usually much nicer.

Big Bang Theory or The new Muppets movie?

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2012 12:37 pm**

Big Bang Theory. I'm going with the known quantity.

Lt. Moosedoom or Capt. Moosedoom?

Posted: **Sun Apr 15, 2012 5:51 am**

Capt. Moosedoom. Gotta love the captain's bars.

Mockingbird or Whippoorwill?

Posted: **Mon Apr 16, 2012 9:59 pm**

pmcolt wrote:Capt. Moosedoom. Gotta love the captain's bars.

I misread the last word :oops:

pmcolt wrote:Mockingbird or Whippoorwill?

Whippoorwill. Don't see many of either one these days though.

Thrasher or Catbird?

Posted: **Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:22 am**

Thrasher - sounds more awesome.

BAUT! Pronounced 'Bout' or 'Bought'?

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