Illuminati-R-Us

You have. In a hurry, you bought one that sucks. Your mother takes a dim view.

I wish I had thought of mother's day AT ALL.

You did, but you got the date wrong. :x

I wish my laundry were all caught up.

It is but that's just because you had to go to the laundromat to do your laundry because the washer and dryer spontaneously combusted.

I wish Moose had left a wish.

I left the wish "I wish IRU exploded"

Then you would say " It did but then regenerated with new robot arms"

I wish all my dresses were made and in perfect condition.

BTW I am making all dresses for the wedding(if I didn't already say that). I have 2 weeks left and 4 dresses to make. OMG

All the dresses for Moose's wedding are made, and in perfect condition, fitting the wearers perfectly. Well, before they went on that three-week long wild eating/drinking spree, that caused them all to grow six dress sizes.

I wish it weren't so bloody hot today.

It's not. It's the Day after Tomorrow.


I wish the beautiful weather here would stay a while.

It does stay a while. In fact, it stays forever. It is so pleasant that everyone just takes off work and goes outside to enjoy it. Food production, transportation and other essential services all cease to function. Eventually, society collapses and everyone moves back into caves, where they cannot enjoy the beautiful weather.

I wish caves could have sky lights.

Yours does. It rains cats and dogs through them. And you were so happy to be the only person who coveted the cave.

I wish Schland would win the World Cup.

They do. Well, the one being held in Berlin, at least.

I wish I had time to watch.

You do. One has time being on the dole.


I wish Italy dropped out of the World Cup.

They do. After beating Germany, they figured they'd go out on top.

I wish I didn't have to look off to the right between two other tall buildings to get a look at the harbour.

The Earthquake takes care of the buildings, and you can see the Tsunami rolling in in all its glory.


I wish you wouldn't corrupt my wishes.

This game is now called Fuck your Dreams
I just fucked your dreams

I wish I had something to quench my thirst.

You have something to quench your thirst. And due to the arsenic in it, you'll never be thirsty again.

I wish Moose would tell us how she likes being married.

I tell you all that being married is fun and that I am painting my house all awesome and such. I posted a picture in another topic of the beginning of my JLA mural. But I cut out all yalls eyes and peirce all yalls ear drums before I tell you.

I wish my mural was done and all amazing.

It's all done and amazing, but then a gang of nefarious housepainters break in while you're gone and cover it with two coats of eggshell white.

I wish fireflies came in an assortment of colors.

they do, but the colors are ones that when seen makes you go insanely mad and kill llamas

I wish my financialness was all figured out.

It is all figured out. You have no money.

I wish Lt. Moosedoom would go out on that date with me.

Lt. Moosedoom goes out on that date with you. Things turn awkward when the conversation turns to figuring out her financialness. Also, the waiter gets your order wrong.

I wish someone would finally repair that darned vending machine in the men's room.

It's repaired but now its so repaired that the software used to upgrade it turned the machine into a killer robot.(that's right, vending machines use software now)

I wish shua would come back early tonight.

shua does come back early tonight. He was very eager for you to meet his other wife.

I wish shua would spend more time with Lt. Moosedoom.

He does. And enveloped in conubial bliss, she never posts here again, depressing Mactep so much he forgets to pet his favorite hamster.

I wish politicians governed more and politicked less.

They do...and a communist world arises.

I wish my new hamster could speak Russian( My first pet with shua(it's name is Spots) Go ME!)

It does, but in a dialect you do not know, which sounds like squeaking.

I wish the cost of living went down every year.