Illuminati-R-Us

Posted: **Sat Sep 18, 2010 3:25 am**

It drops .05% per year.
You, however get your pay cut 40% tomorrow.

I wish I had a college degree.

Posted: **Sun Sep 19, 2010 12:55 am**

You do. Unfortunately it is from Moosylvania U.
http://flyingmoose.org/moose/moose.htm

I wish I could just rest tomorrow rather than doing yard work. :evil:

Posted: **Sun Sep 19, 2010 3:48 pm**

you do, but the city fines you $3000 for multiple infraction of city statutes.

I wish I didn't have to spend money on new tires for a vehicle I'm gonna be done driving in less than a year...

Posted: **Wed Sep 22, 2010 2:07 pm**

you don't buy new tires but bill thompson comes and slashes your tires.

I wish that i get a lot of mural done today.

Posted: **Thu Sep 23, 2010 2:08 am**

You do, but it rots away (mural decay)

I wish I could sleep until noon tomorrow

Posted: **Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:43 pm**

you do...and miss your opportunity at buying the 30 million dollar winning lottery ticket.

I wish I knew how to apply snaps

Posted: **Thu Sep 23, 2010 5:24 pm**

You do, but with eight arms and no hands, your husband cannot un-apply them, making for a dismal honeymoon.

I wish my home had fewer trees that block my view of the horizion.

Posted: **Fri Sep 24, 2010 2:06 pm**

you do, and you see a beautiful landscape . Then a large corporate building in built in that space.

I wish life wasn't a bitch like that.:D

Posted: **Mon Sep 27, 2010 1:48 am**

It isn't, it's a birch

I wish I could canoodle in a canoe, made of yew, in the foggy foggy dew. (Don't you?)

Posted: **Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:27 pm**

You do, but since your drunk, she's has a unibrow and weighs 300 lbs.

I wish I could get my painting done by friday night.

Posted: **Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:52 am**

You do, but the rest of the Sistine Chaple roof awaits ... :shock:

I wish my wife would stop home renovation projects.

Posted: **Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:27 am**

She does, and soon "Life After People" comes to film some stock footage on your property.

I wish I could travel back in time.

Posted: **Mon Oct 04, 2010 10:45 pm**

You do. Over and over. Smile for the groundhog!

I wish I had a nuclear fusion powered car.

Posted: **Thu Oct 07, 2010 2:49 pm**

youdo, and die of immense ammount of radiation that there was no disclaimer about.

I wish i could watch Groundhogs Day.

Posted: **Fri Oct 08, 2010 2:07 am**

You rent the DVD. But every time it ends, it skips back to the beginning. Over and over and ...

I wish I had a nuclear fusion powered car.

{are you TERRIFIED? :ut-devil:

}

Posted: **Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:33 pm**

(I love your CORRUPTION.)

You do but you crash it when you are test driving it. You had no insurane to cover it.

I wish I could have gone home for zombie walk this year. (WE are the record holder and no place around where I live now gets even close to their turn out)

Posted: **Sun Nov 21, 2010 12:57 pm**

You do go home for zombie walk, only to find the zombies got there first.

I wish Moose had avoided the zombies.

Posted: **Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:30 pm**

She didn't, and now is hungry and hunting for ... BRAINS! :shock:

I wish for Mactep's sake he didn't seem to have the biggest bestest brain on this board ... :lol:

Posted: **Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:59 am**

He doesn't. The truth comes out.

I wish KLA2 wouldn't keep repeating Kill all humans in his sleep.

Posted: **Fri Nov 26, 2010 4:06 am**

Giant robots do not sleep. Be very afraid. :lol:

I wish folks saw my avatar for what it really represents.

Posted: **Wed Dec 01, 2010 6:08 pm**

(people don't?) They do and take it as an insult

I wish I had had more opportunities in school to go to cool places.

Posted: **Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:52 am**

You now do. Your next assignment: antarctic survival. :shock:

I wish my wishes would come true.

Posted: **Thu Dec 02, 2010 6:19 pm**

They come true, 5000 years after you make them.

I wish a muffler and exhaust pipe weren't so expensive.

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:26 am**

You get them, installed, for free. :D

Unfortunately, they come attached to a new car, sticker price $30,000. :(

Posted: **Fri Dec 03, 2010 2:27 am**

I wish KLA2 had left a wish.

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