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by **Philip** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:40 am

No. Heidi Klum always looks miserable, Tyra Banks has an irritating voice and Angelina Jolie is too thick-waisted.

Do you think any of them come close to Keira Knightley?

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:43 am

When Keira goes to bones every few months.

Does she even come close to the lead singer of the Pussy Cat Dolls?

by **St. Jimmy** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:50 am

I don't know.

But, would either one of them come close to Shakira?! :shock:

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:53 am

Looks wise? Yes, abilities? Fuck no...she can move that ass!

How can she do that shit?

by **Philip** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:53 am

I for one would like to see the video of those three getting close.

Who wouldn't?

by **hippietrekx** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:54 am

Me.

What's with all the talk about "hot chicks"?

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:58 am

We are horny.

What, you feeling left out? :wink:

by **hippietrekx** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:00 am

Yes, and happily! :P

What's a good way to treat flea bites? *twitch, itch, twitch*

by **Philip** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:03 am

Flea powder

Or would you prefer drops?

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:04 am

6 molar Hydrochloric Acid.

Did that work?

:P

by **hippietrekx** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:06 am

I'm still itchy, and I'm treating flea BITES, not fleas themselves.

You think Jimmy is still worried about catching fleas from me? :lol:

by **St. Jimmy** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:07 am

[Timeout]hippie has fleas!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Carry on.[/Timeout]

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:11 am

Not until after the fact.

Did you try soaking in a soapy bath and rubbing yourself allover?

I had way too much fun typing that...

by **hippietrekx** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:12 am

If you mean taking a five minute shower, then yes.

Why is DS so funny tonight?

by **St. Jimmy** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:18 am

I telekinetically transfered my humor powers to him for one night.

Wasn't that obvious?

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:18 am

Because I drugged you when you weren't looking.

Don't you know a five minute shower ain't going to do shit, right?

by **hippietrekx** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:24 am

^^Um... no^^
^There were four five minute showers between the time I got the flea-bites and now...^

Why are you not eating egg whites?

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:29 am

I don't eat eggs till breakfast time.

Do you know that if you soak in a bath for 30min with soap and physically remove the bastards that will get them off?

by **hippietrekx** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:34 am

Wouldn't that get almost everything off? I don't have a bath tub anyway. Just the shower. Besides, I don't have fleas themselves. Just the bites they left behind. Those bites are itchy, and I resent Katie's cat for sleeping on me...

What's new?

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:36 am

Just looking at old music titles and reminiscing about the old days of innocence.

You?

by **hippietrekx** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:38 am

Got lectures, rants, and glares from mom, even though I did nothing stupid.

What's the weather like?

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:42 am

Dark

You know I'm sorry, right?

by **hippietrekx** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:44 am

You didn't make her rant. That was hours ago.

Isn't dark a good thing?

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:49 am

Yea, but it's not weather. Goodnight!

Am I all alone? :(

by **St. Jimmy** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 12:37 pm

Ummmm, yeah.

Will you guys miss me when I leave to go to Virginia on Thursday?

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