Illuminati-R-Us

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2011 10:56 pm**

^Is really just an old Islamiist fanatic with a craggy beard.^

Posted: **Fri Oct 21, 2011 11:39 pm**

^Wishes he were the person in my avatar^

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2011 2:31 am**

^ In the motorbike crowd, a member of the "wild brunch". ^

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:41 am**

^In his motorcycle gang, is known as "The Conductor"^

Posted: **Tue Oct 25, 2011 10:07 am**

^No longer wishes he was known as 'the conductor' in his motorcycle gang^

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2011 2:26 am**

^ The world slider eating champion ... "Easy Slider". ^

A slider is a very small square hamburger patty sprinkled with diced onions and served on an equally small bun. According to the earliest citations, the name originated aboard U.S. Navy ships, due of the way greasy burgers slid across the galley grill while the ship pitched and rolled.[37][38] Other versions claim the term "slider" originated from the hamburgers served by flight line galleys at military airfields, which were so greasy they slid right through you; or because their small size allows them to "slide" right down your throat in one or two bites.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger# ... hamburgers

Posted: **Sat Dec 10, 2011 1:19 pm**

^Just became the prime minister of Belgium^

Posted: **Wed Jan 04, 2012 3:30 am**

^ Applied to become finance minister of Greece ^

Posted: **Wed Jan 04, 2012 4:16 am**

^Approved the application^

Posted: **Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:58 am**

^ Rode up on his motorcycle, and bribed me with Ouzo.

Ouzo Rider.

Posted: **Mon Jan 09, 2012 6:09 pm**

^no-longer dreams of being a robot^

Posted: **Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:33 am**

^ dreams of electric sheep ^

Posted: **Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:03 am**

^wouldn't know, because he has never dream't of electric sheep^

Posted: **Thu Jan 12, 2012 4:35 am**

^ Uses an illegal wombat to bat woms. Tch. ^

Posted: **Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:25 pm**

^Suffers from an infestation of metalworms^

Posted: **Tue Feb 14, 2012 2:55 am**

^ Disgusted by the Diet of Worms.

Posted: **Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:18 am**

^Half-Eaten^

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:17 am**

^ half-baked ^

Posted: **Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:26 am**

^chunky monkey^

Posted: **Tue May 15, 2012 7:04 pm**

^Far from Damascus^

Posted: **Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:59 pm**

^Stole a golden hippo last night^

Posted: **Fri Jul 27, 2012 10:02 am**

^Is a closet polygamist^

Posted: **Tue Sep 18, 2012 9:42 am**

^Knows this because he performed the ceremonies^

Posted: **Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:28 pm**

^Knows this because he was the best man^

Posted: **Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:44 pm**

^no-longer wishes he was the best man^

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