Illuminati-R-Us

by **hippietrekx** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 2:31 am

your nose is absolutely useless from the head cold.

by **pmcolt** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:04 pm

...you check your medicine cabinet and find that you're out of aspirin, tylenol, aleve, extra-strength tylenol, nyquil, morphine, oxycontin, vicodin, and whiskey. Actually, if you expected to find all of those things in your medicine cabinet to begin with, you've probably had more than just a bad day.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 5:18 pm

when people won't leave you alone.

by **troubleagain** » Thu Apr 19, 2007 8:14 pm

when the idea of the 20 minute drive home is almost more than you can bear.....

by **Мастер** » Fri Apr 20, 2007 12:55 pm

when BT sends you a PM.

by **hippietrekx** » Sat Apr 21, 2007 1:24 am

When you find out you have to write not one but TWO speeches for graduation for being the Saludatorian AND Treasurer... :x

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sun May 13, 2007 8:01 pm

...when you can't think of a comeback to some jocks crappy remark of "yr mom".

by **pmcolt** » Fri May 18, 2007 4:28 am

When some jock's crappy "your mom" remark turns out to be true...
...and actually an understatement.
...and also true of your sweet old grandmother.
...and the neighbor lady.
...and the jock has pictures to prove it.
...and he got them from your girlfriend.
...who dumped you because she's already gotten together with the jock.
...and your best friend knew about it, but kept his mouth shut, because he was with your girlfriend, too.
...and your mom photographed the whole affair.
...and burned it to DVD.
...which was accidentally aired in your English class instead of "Romeo and Juliet".
...and the teacher didn't stop the DVD, but was actually cheering them on.
...and also, it's the most-watched video on YouTube.
I'll stop now.

by **MM_Dandy** » Fri May 18, 2007 5:25 pm

...when you look in the mirror and see pmcolt. :)

by **umop ap!sdn** » Fri May 18, 2007 5:46 pm

When you stay up late at night trying to figure out some celestial mechanics calculations and the next morning the post IDs in the URL bar remind you of HD numbers. :shock:

:P

by **troubleagain** » Sat May 19, 2007 1:10 am

when your tummy hurts.

by **Superluminal** » Sat May 19, 2007 4:27 am

the DNA results come back and you are 100% related to Dragon Star. :P

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sat May 26, 2007 5:21 am

...when you notice you like soft rock

by **Dragon Star** » Sat May 26, 2007 8:10 pm

Superluminal wrote:the DNA results come back and you are 100% related to Dragon Star. :P

[Vader] Superluminal, I am your father.[/Vader]

= Bad day.

:P

by **Superluminal** » Sun May 27, 2007 1:11 am

[phone rings]
Dragon Star: Hello?
Vader: Dragon Star?
DS: Yes?
Vader: You have failed me for the last time!
DS: Who is thi..(gasp gasp ack arr)

by **Dragon Star** » Mon May 28, 2007 12:00 am

...when a guy with a plastic head crushes you with his mind.

by **Lance** » Mon May 28, 2007 12:18 am

... someone is thinking about closing down your favorite forum.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Mon May 28, 2007 5:02 am

...when the next comic book movie you saw the night before sucked.

by **Dragon Star** » Mon May 28, 2007 8:27 pm

Lt. Moosedoom wrote:...when the next comic book movie you saw the night before sucked.

...when Moose didn't just make the previous post.

by **Мастер** » Mon May 28, 2007 11:50 pm

You learn a Cozymel's location will close for good next week.

by **troubleagain** » Tue May 29, 2007 3:57 pm

you wonder if you can get by on unemployment or welfare, because you're just sick of work.

by **hippietrekx** » Wed May 30, 2007 3:03 am

You've been offline for four days and Lance posts a poll about putting down the board. :(

by **umop ap!sdn** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:39 am

....your ticket went down and you sing a sad song just to turn it around.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:27 pm

...when you get a singing card that sings your least favorite song.

by **pmcolt** » Mon Jun 04, 2007 6:40 pm

...when the zombies come pounding on your door and you can't find your shotgun shells.

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