Uuuurp.
Darned sodas.
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by troubleagain » Thu May 31, 2007 5:24 pm
Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg
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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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by troubleagain » Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:52 pm
Haaa-aaaah-aaahhh-CHOOOO!
Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg
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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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by Lance » Sat Jun 02, 2007 3:50 am
moan
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by troubleagain » Mon Jun 04, 2007 4:42 pm
pant
Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg
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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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by Lance » Mon Jun 04, 2007 5:39 pm
gently stroke
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by troubleagain » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:40 pm
::avoiding moving into cybersex territory::
clickclickclick
clickclickclick
Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg
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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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by Lance » Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:55 pm
troubleagain wrote:::avoiding moving into cybersex territory::
clickclickclick
Oh, that really "flips my switch" and gets me going.
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by troubleagain » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:11 pm
::musical flashback::
Hammer Time!
Hammer Time!
Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg
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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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by Lance » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:47 pm
Gently stroking this thread's hair...
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by troubleagain » Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:07 pm
::spins Lance around and points him at Cyndi, who would probably appreciate the attention more than the thread does::
Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg
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I'm never so happy as when I'm covered in bird poop, cat hair, dog slobber and garden dirt.
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by Lance » Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:26 pm
Don't I wish...
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by umop ap!sdn » Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:38 am
Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:umop ap!sdn wrote:Alright, this made me LOL. You managed to get me to post. :D
Welcome back.
Who said I was back? :P
Shit!
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by Lance » Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:25 pm
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by troubleagain » Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:21 pm
Ooooh, tricksy, ain't he!
Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg
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by umop ap!sdn » Fri Jun 08, 2007 1:38 am
My guess is ta probably means Llance is tricky. Err, tricksy.
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by Lance » Fri Jun 08, 2007 12:04 pm
Yup, prolly.
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by troubleagain » Fri Jun 08, 2007 2:09 pm
Yup, 'cuz he is.
Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg
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by troubleagain » Fri Jun 08, 2007 7:28 pm
Q. E. D.
Resistance ain't no good. Y'all's gonna be assimilated.--The Good Ol' Borg
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by Lance » Fri Jun 08, 2007 9:10 pm
The Gettysburg Address
by President Abraham Lincoln
Gettysburg, Pennsylvania
November 19, 1863
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
by President Abraham Lincoln
Gettysburg, Pennsylvania
November 19, 1863
Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
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