Illuminati-R-Us

When you realize you can't win the Bledisloe Cup, no matter what you do.

when you notice that Mactep has been here 10 YEARS

When did that happen?

You realize that your stuck in the Army for 4 more years..........

You know the Toronto Maple Leafs are about to start a new season ...

people who have been here less years than you have double the amount of posts

You realize how much of your life you have posted away ...

you realize all the money you could have saved by switching to Geiko.

This is my brother and his friend. My brother is the second dumbass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92Yx1awsKFE

That big cheque does not arrive in the mail.

You cash in a bunch of frequent flier miles to get a first-class ticket on an international flight. You then learn that a person who might be in a position to offer you a good job sometime, is on the same flight in economy.

When you see Kickass and think Hit Girl is badass then see a random movie a week later and she is in it...as another badass.

Mactep wrote:You cash in a bunch of frequent flier miles to get a first-class ticket on an international flight. You then learn that a person who might be in a position to offer you a good job sometime, is on the same flight in economy.

You realize that political correctness often trumps competence. :(

when you gots too many families and there is no way to visit them all over christmas

^ you realize you have posted in the wrong thread.

{This belongs in "Things you can never have too many of" ... I hope. :wink: }

my last post before this one was in the wrong thread....which belonged to you know your haveing a good day when..

but that last one should be here.

Driving slowly through salty icy snowy roads at 40 miles an hour bleh...

...when there are no more cookies

...oh an also when you have a dream and your ex shows up to your wedding in it...that was scary last night

Clients do not return your call.

when you want to go to the bar for a drink but have $2 in the bank

when payday is 6 days away and you only have $4 in the bank

you are finally used to the retarted one way road system downtown and then they change it to 2 way...fml

Lt. Moosedoom wrote:you are finally used to the retarted one way road system downtown and then they change it to 2 way...fml

Without notifying you ...

The green line has a breakdown.

You actually get tired of doing tax returns. {Oh, the shame ...}

...when you receive your first piece of mail from the Agency For Workplace Innovation: Unemployment Compensation.

I'm totally not proud of this. :(

...when your name is Osama Bin Laden

your filling falls out

You ordered something to be sent from overseas (in the US) and paid for it with Paypal, and then found out they hadn't deducted the freight yet and hadn't returned any of your emails about it, because maybe they thought the world was going to end tomorrow.

(Really Lieutenant! So you lost a filling aye? Trip to the dentist for you then - I guess that'll be two bad days? ) :wink: