Illuminati-R-Us

Posted: **Mon Jul 14, 2008 11:37 pm**

^can't intimidate me with the metric system!

Posted: **Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:13 am**

^ Gets better than 40 rods to the hogshead, but still spends too much on gas. ^

Posted: **Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:08 pm**

^^Can convert nautical miles per sidereal day into furlongs per fortnight in his head in one by a score of a synodic month.

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:45 pm**

^ and ^^ are silly boys.

Posted: **Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:15 pm**

^Would be totally cool with the metric system. Probably totally unholy, too.

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:46 pm**

^knows me better than he realizes. :twisted:

Posted: **Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:11 pm**

^Doesn't know where I got my information.

Posted: **Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:01 am**

^Has been talking to Himself???? :shock:

Posted: **Wed Aug 06, 2008 2:36 am**

^Hangs out with some guy with a strange name.

Posted: **Fri Aug 08, 2008 11:29 pm**

^^is represented by some people with really strange beards.

Posted: **Thu Aug 21, 2008 11:07 pm**

^ Still pays two bits for a shave and a haircut.

Posted: **Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:23 pm**

^wishes never to do someones mother^

Posted: **Fri Sep 05, 2008 1:29 am**

^ May someday be someone's mother. ^

Posted: **Sun Sep 07, 2008 5:40 am**

^will probably never be someone's mother^

Posted: **Mon Sep 08, 2008 1:51 pm**

^starting to be seriously sleep-deprived

Posted: **Wed Sep 10, 2008 1:32 am**

Looking over her shoulder for hurricanes. Wow! :shock:

Posted: **Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:16 pm**

^never sleeps^

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 12:53 am**

^^She's too sssseeeeeeeeessssssyyyyyy for her shirt
too sssssseeeeeessssssssssyyyyyyy for her shirt
so ssssssseeeeeeeeesssssssyyyyyyyy it hurts.^^

Posted: **Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:57 am**

^ Seeking therapy. Or at least, a decent lyricist. :lol:

^

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:30 pm**

^wants me more than superluminal^

Posted: **Thu Sep 18, 2008 11:42 pm**

^^But which one does she want?^^

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:09 am**

^misses squee^

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 4:54 am**

^^Thanks for reminding about [Homer Simpson voice]"MMMM Squeeeeeeee".^^

Posted: **Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:41 am**

^

Gee. ^

Posted: **Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:58 pm**

^ Is at a loss for words. ^

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