Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:21 amDragon Star wrote:*Throws away all my prescription drugs*
*consequently goes crazy*
Hmmm.... so THAT'S old Tommy's problem...
Hmmm.... so THAT'S old Tommy's problem...
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Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:21 amHmmm.... so THAT'S old Tommy's problem...
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:24 am*rams head into a car door*
Help me!
*goes into convulsions*
Help me!
*goes into convulsions*
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:30 am*Pokes the Dragon with a long stick*
*giggles*
*giggles*
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:34 amHey! STOP THAT! MY EYE!
*Continues to flop around like a fish*
*Continues to flop around like a fish*
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:43 am*Hits the convusing Dragon in the crotch with a baseball bat*
Hey, now you're just like Jimmy!
Hey, now you're just like Jimmy!
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:46 amHA! Dragon genitalia aren't exposed until needed!
*spits a slimy mucus all over hippie, while loosing more muscle control*
*spits a slimy mucus all over hippie, while loosing more muscle control*
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:52 am*Finds a cheap pole dancer for the Dragon to watch, and then hits him in the crotch*
*Wipes goo off and finds it makes a nice conditioner*
*thus continues to hit the Dragon until more goo comes out*
*Wipes goo off and finds it makes a nice conditioner*
*thus continues to hit the Dragon until more goo comes out*
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:57 am*continues to twitch a little*
Thanks, I needed that.
Thanks, I needed that.
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:00 amGot your scientologist demons out, now?
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:04 amYea, I think so
*twitch*
*twitch*
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:05 amhey... um... those aren't contagious are they? 
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:16 amNope, turns out my shrink gave me the placebo to drain me of my money for fake pills.
Sonofabitch...
Sonofabitch...
Posted: Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:39 amAww, poor dragon. You've gotta look out for them thar quacks.
Posted: Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:28 pmUmm I haven't posted to this thread yet so I thought I should say something like...I don't know... I'm a scientologist...
Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:27 pmhippietrekx wrote:*Finds a cheap pole dancer for the Dragon to watch, and then hits him in the crotch*
*Wipes goo off and finds it makes a nice conditioner*
*thus continues to hit the Dragon until more goo comes out*
hippie, look at the order you posted that in!
Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:20 pmSt. Jimmy wrote:hippietrekx wrote:*Finds a cheap pole dancer for the Dragon to watch, and then hits him in the crotch*
*Wipes goo off and finds it makes a nice conditioner*
*thus continues to hit the Dragon until more goo comes out*
hippie, look at the order you posted that in!
Don't you know she did that on purpose?
Dammit Jimmy, keep up man! :DPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:03 amActually... I *didn't* think about that! D'oh!
I guess that makes me a Scientologist. Where's Oprah?
I guess that makes me a Scientologist. Where's Oprah?
Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:35 amDragon Star wrote:St. Jimmy wrote:hippietrekx wrote:*Finds a cheap pole dancer for the Dragon to watch, and then hits him in the crotch*
*Wipes goo off and finds it makes a nice conditioner*
*thus continues to hit the Dragon until more goo comes out*
hippie, look at the order you posted that in!
Don't you know she did that on purpose?
Trust me, DS, I know when she does and doesn't do something on purpose. :P
Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:39 amGeeze, Jimmitologist, are you horny or something right now, because your recent posts say so.
Either that you're in a really silly mood...
Either that you're in a really silly mood...
Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:08 amI know Jimmy, but I was trying to get her to play along and make you look like a dumbass.
And hippie, of course he is horny, what the hell kind of question is that? :P
And hippie, of course he is horny, what the hell kind of question is that? :P
Posted: Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:10 amDragon Star wrote:And hippie, of course he is horny, what the hell kind of question is that? :P
Well, I meant more than normal...
--hippie
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:02 amhippietrekx wrote:Geeze, Jimmitologist, are you horny or something right now, because your recent posts say so.
Either that you're in a really silly mood...
Every guy is at least slightly horny at all times. So saying I was just in a silly mood would be a lie. So I am going to go with BOTH.
Posted: Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:29 amhippietrekx wrote:Actually... I *didn't* think about that! D'oh!
I guess that makes me a Scientologist. Where's Oprah?
Probably out on the street giving poor people new cars.
Posted: Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:54 pmHave you ever seen her house in Chicago?
Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:52 pmNo, is it covered with bouncing scientologists?