Illuminati-R-Us

Posted: **Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:42 pm**

Bryan? Bill. :glp-1rof1:

Posted: **Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:47 am**

KLA2 wrote:Bryan? Bill.

Whelp, you win. :P

Posted: **Tue Mar 04, 2008 4:01 am**

"Hey baby, can I find your beer bottle?"

Posted: **Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:33 pm**

"In case you're wondering, that is a rabbit in my pocket, and I am happy to see you."

Posted: **Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:49 am**

"So... You're a girl?"

Posted: **Sat Apr 12, 2008 8:10 pm**

Hey babe, sit on my face and I'll bet I can guess your weight.

{Hey, I did not make up that line OR this thread.

}

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:25 am**

"That shirt's very becoming on you, then again, if I was on you I'd becoming too."

Posted: **Wed Apr 16, 2008 5:46 am**

Squee wrote:"So... You're a girl?"

Um... I've said that one before. :oops:

Hey, sometimes it's hard to make small talk...

"Your sign must be 'High Voltage', because you're electrifying."

Posted: **Sat May 03, 2008 1:02 pm**

Einsamer sucht Einsame zum Einsamen.

Sorry, untranslatable; very old; and very naughty... :oops:

Funniest/ worst (pathetic) pick up lines.