Illuminati-R-Us

Posted: **Sat May 22, 2010 6:01 pm**

Water on the bridge and a high-speed turn on a bicycle.

Posted: **Mon May 24, 2010 9:50 pm**

any combination of two even numbers
24
68
40
I can't stand it

Posted: **Mon May 24, 2010 10:13 pm**

hippie and upper-case "H"

Posted: **Sat Jun 05, 2010 8:35 pm**

Our former President and media criticism.

Posted: **Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:18 am**

Your former president and support for foreign troop deployments.

Posted: **Fri Sep 24, 2010 12:24 am**

Beer and ice cream

Posted: **Fri Sep 24, 2010 1:59 pm**

toothpaste flavored hooka tobacco

Posted: **Fri Sep 24, 2010 5:55 pm**

Tobacco flavoured toothpaste.

{"Bad breath, with a dull brown smile ..."}

Posted: **Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:03 pm**

lead dust and lungs

Posted: **Sun Sep 26, 2010 12:41 am**

Lt. Moosedoom wrote:lead dust and lungs

Yeah.

One of the first jobs I had was for a company that made electric motors. Some customers required that the base be cut off. This involved a large circular cutting wheel, and no face protection. :evil:

Aluminum dust would blow back in the face of the operator. I wore a surgical mask (not supplied by the company) but when I removed it, streaks of aluminum dust were visible up my cheeks and into my nose.

I quit that job after about a week, but some poor souls had been working there for years. If I was religious, I would say, "May God have mercy."

I can still cough up a finishing nail as a party trick. :lol:

So my reply is:

Aluminum dust and lungs.

Posted: **Sun Sep 26, 2010 1:30 am**

peanut butter and vanilla frosting

Posted: **Wed Sep 29, 2010 2:50 am**

Whipped cream and sour dill pickles

Posted: **Thu Oct 07, 2010 3:06 pm**

Coca-Cola and teeth

Posted: **Fri Oct 08, 2010 12:56 am**

Mineral oil and tabasco sauce ... just guessing. :lol:

Posted: **Mon Oct 18, 2010 5:43 pm**

raw and meat

Posted: **Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:27 am**

Snow cone and deep fryer

Posted: **Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:59 am**

Candy and Islam. Islam and Candy.

Posted: **Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:49 pm**

^I somehow knew that was going to be the last post, even before I opened the thread^

Shia and Sunni

Posted: **Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:26 pm**

alcohol and babies

Posted: **Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:06 am**

babies and Mactep

Posted: **Tue Jan 18, 2011 3:39 pm**

golden touch and food

Posted: **Tue Jan 18, 2011 6:29 pm**

Our production server and long-running SQL queries. :evil:

Posted: **Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:20 pm**

Mactep and his former place of employment. (All of a sudden, they seem to have forgotten that I don't work there anymore.)

Posted: **Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:52 pm**

wind and rain

Posted: **Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:44 pm**

Beer and yogurt.

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