Illuminati-R-Us

by **Мастер** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 6:43 pm

OK, Sigfried and Roy's cat scratched you yesterday.

I wish a 14"x14"x14" cardboard box filled with books and papers didn't weigh so much.

by **pmcolt** » Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:30 pm

Its mass is reduced to zero, thus reducing the weight to zero. I wouldn't try applying any force at all to it, though.

I wish my Panthers could've pulled off a win in the first week.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:03 am

they do and the team they beat suued(or however it is spelled)

I wish all my friends could make it to my birthday and were condemned to stay for a week.

by **St. Jimmy** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:55 am

Alright but the only person that shows up is andrew because he delusionally thinks your his best friend.

I wish I wasn't so depressed.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:00 am

No your happy all the time and hippie hates you

I wish for bobbys tomorrow.

by **hippietrekx** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 4:19 am

Bobby the Blue hits on you and is annoying.

I wish I wasn't getting a cold.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:18 am

your not, you have a malignant cist(you don't even know bobby blue)

I wish it was cold in my room.

by **hippietrekx** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:28 am

It's absolute zero. (I don't need to know Blue to corrupt him)

I wish I knew stuff.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:33 am

You know the answer to the universal question and you are rotting alive(I don't think he COULD even hit on anyone)

I wishto go to bed soon.

by **hippietrekx** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:47 am

You go to bed. YOu can't sleep.

I wish for sleep.

by **Dragon Star** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:18 pm

Granted, it comes to you in a day dream. :lol:

I wish I had more time with my "friend(s)".

by **hippietrekx** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:45 pm

I stop doing homework and fail so I can log on more often. :wink: :D

I wish I didn't have to do homework TODAY....

by **St. Jimmy** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 9:41 pm

Alright moose does it for you, and your teachers now think your doing drugs.

I wish I didn't have to wash the dishes.

by **hippietrekx** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 9:47 pm

Your sister doesn't do them either.

I wish mom would get out of the shower so I could get in because I smell like lawn.

by **St. Jimmy** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:00 pm

alright but she used all the hot water and you have to take a freezing cold shower.

I wish I could see that. :P :wink: (j/k)

by **hippietrekx** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:56 pm

You see it. Then you wake up! :P

I wish I hadn't got soap in my eye. (ow)

by **pmcolt** » Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:32 pm

You got it in your mouth instead. (ick)

I wish it were Friday.

by **hippietrekx** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:59 am

Okay, Saturday and Sunday don't exist anymore.

I wish for a hug.

by **LouieK** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:04 am

Barney is on his way over.

I wish to graduate with honours.

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Sep 18, 2006 6:10 pm

Granted, you die saving a cricket from certain death.

I wish I could completely replay the night before last.

by **umop ap!sdn** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 1:59 am

You do, but it's in black&white and the sound is turned off.

I wish the sky would stay this clear every day.

by **pmcolt** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:16 am

Al Gore invents a greenhouse gas reduction system that eliminates all clouds and haze as a side effect. Unfortunately it works too well, and the global mean temperature of the Earth drops by 10 K.

I wish I didn't have midterms this week.

by **Ronoh55** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 3:49 am

yeah...about that...they were last week

i wish my "job" actually payed me

by **umop ap!sdn** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:41 am

Okay but as soon as they do the government passes legislation that requires all newly minted cash to be dangerously radioactive... and your employers can only pay you in cash. :P

I wish canker sores would cease to exist on this planet.

by **LouieK** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 7:30 am

Lip Fungus is the new thing in oozing mouth sores now.

I wish I had some dessert right now.

Edit-why did I have to say something about food after that??? :sick:

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