Illuminati-R-Us

teri tait wrote::shock: OMG, he sucks up better than I do!

... two wins in one weekend!

Joffan wrote:

teri tait wrote::shock: OMG, he sucks up better than I do!

... two wins in one weekend!

Oh that's it! Now I'm sure he's rubbing our faces in it! What's worse is he was originally my target...Joffan must die!!!!

Seconded!

That's up to the computer and its random number generator. :P

*Hacks Umop's computer*

We shall see about that...

Hey what's this dragon_star.exe process running... *hits the End Process button*

umop ap!sdn wrote:Hey what's this dragon_star.exe process running... *hits the End Process button*

Why won't this damn thing work!

St. Jimmy wrote:

azazul wrote:

Joffan wrote:Wow, nearly down to the minute. I'm impressed. But surprised too, I would've guessed at a minimum a year and a half.

Yeah, if she knows it that well, there must be something going on between these two. Also, Jimmy, it would be a good idea to remember that date as well was the date that you two start going out etc.

ARGGHHHH!!!! How many times do I have to say this! I do NOT want to go out with hippie. So, quit going on about it. NOthing is going on between us other than a regular friendship. Nothing more. The end.

*giggle* That was a dirty way to make him use to word "do." I bet he's going to be happy that if he had to lose, he lost to a Canadian. (We like Canadians!)

To that end, I think I must say I'm going to volunteer myself as the Joffan Guard. With all this hostility, he might want an brilliantly insane teen-aged girl to protect him from the lunaticical board-mates....

--hippie

hippietrekx wrote:To that end, I think I must say I'm going to volunteer myself as the Joffan Guard. With all this hostility, he might want an brilliantly insane teen-aged girl to protect him from the lunaticical board-mates....

Rank check

Lance wrote:

hippietrekx wrote:To that end, I think I must say I'm going to volunteer myself as the Joffan Guard. With all this hostility, he might want an brilliantly insane teen-aged girl to protect him from the lunaticical board-mates....

Rank check

Sweet!

hippietrekx wrote:Sweet!

Well thank you. And what do you think of the rank?

Form up*! Present arms!

Well, men, in the broadest sense of the word, you have a dangerous but vital mission. There are evil minions out there, yes and miniminions too, desparate to remove those sworn to the Great Llama. What their motives are, we know not, but we stand in their path. Be bold; never flinch; faint not nor fear. You know our Llama is counting on us.

Joffan Guard, fall out! To your posts!


*if one person can form up, that is.

*rolls eyes*

Sheesh, now he's forming an honor guard. Just remember, I'm the only one allowed to feed grapes to Lance & Cyndi!!! Its in my contract.

teri tait wrote:I'm the only one allowed to feed grapes to Lance & Cyndi!!!

Cyndi doesn't actually eat grapes. She buys them, and boy, does she ever buy them, but she prefers watching me feed them to the noisy thing in the sink after a few weeks instead of actually consuming them herself.

That's ok, just as long as Joffan and his squad don't horn in on my minion duties. Its tough enough squeezing in next to you with Dragon Star always curled up next to you. His steam makes my hair frizzy.

Lance wrote:

hippietrekx wrote:Sweet!

Well thank you. And what do you think of the rank?

The rank's nice, too. :wink:

Joffan, I am ready and reporting for duty! What's my first task?

I believe we can get Jimmy to join our ranks, as I recieved a phone call all the way from the wilds of the Wisconsin Dells from him. When I told him he was second in Assassins, he thought Lance beat him. I said no, and he then named you. He's been freaking out about Inner Stickler being Mr. NoPost for the past few weeks. He was so happy when he got a new target. Target... that's like Walmart. Which reminds me to make a prom thread.

--hippie

I will most definately and honorably join the Joffan Gaurd. I am ready to protect Joffan, all other Canadians, and llamas at all costs.

St. Jimmy wrote:I will most definately and honorably join the Joffan Gaurd. I am ready to protect Joffan, all other Canadians, and llamas at all costs.

Hey, have your wounds healed from being the second to last living person in this thread? If so, that means you're the second best assassin, right?

--hippie

The Joffan Guard
on Maneuvers

Lance wrote:The Joffan Guard
on Maneuvers

Eyes Right! Saaaaaaaalute!



Hmm.. duties... Not forgetting we're assassin material. I'm thinking a bit of sneaking around, loitering and wall-scaling is called for. Maybe a blacked-out assault course.