Illuminati-R-Us

by **Arneb** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:18 pm

Because you can't even play bullshit bingo with the cute guy from Accounting.

Can't they use genuine laughter in the sitcoms instead of canned?

by **troubleagain** » Tue Mar 31, 2009 6:30 pm

Because the real audiences die of boredom.

Why do all the shows I really like get canceled?

by **St. Jimmy** » Wed Apr 01, 2009 10:18 pm

Because the guy that is in charge of the televisions shows was that guy you turned down to prom all those years ago.

Will I ever find the perfect doughnut?

by **KLA2** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:35 am

Not until you get hemorrhoids.

What does daylight savings time save?

by **troubleagain** » Thu Apr 02, 2009 1:47 pm

It saves light, duh, in Photon National Bank.

Is anyone else suffering seasonal allergies?

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:00 pm

nope

Should i be?

by **troubleagain** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:01 pm

If you're lucky, no.

Why do people make such a big deal of weddings?

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:28 pm

because...it used to be sacred and isn't anymore but people like to think it still is

Does that answer the question?

by **troubleagain** » Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:19 pm

Very well, thank you.

Why does it feel SO GOOD to have my office cleaned up?

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Wed May 06, 2009 10:19 pm

becasue you know llamas won't be pooping in it any time soon

...or will they?

by **troubleagain** » Thu May 07, 2009 1:54 pm

Not unless they have a master key.

Should I take next Friday off to pack for vacation?

by **MM_Dandy** » Mon May 11, 2009 4:51 pm

Depends.

When is your vacation?

by **troubleagain** » Mon May 11, 2009 5:12 pm

Starts this weekend.

Do you think I can get all the laundry done and everything packed by then?

by **MM_Dandy** » Fri May 15, 2009 2:33 pm

Probably.

Who's going to feed the masses (or at least, those of the masses not going on vacation)?

by **troubleagain** » Tue May 26, 2009 3:53 pm

The masses of critters were tended by my much-loved neighbor.

Do you have a neighbor like that?

by **MM_Dandy** » Tue May 26, 2009 5:58 pm

No, actually. But I have a sister who lives in town; usually she'll watch our critters (just a lone cat for now) while we're gone.

How many days should I take off on my next vacation?

by **troubleagain** » Wed May 27, 2009 3:19 pm

At least six.

Do you know why you need the extra day?

by **MM_Dandy** » Wed May 27, 2009 6:51 pm

No.

Why?

by **hippietrekx** » Thu May 28, 2009 2:38 am

To do laundry and pack.

Where do you think you'll take your next vacation?

by **troubleagain** » Thu May 28, 2009 1:35 pm

Probably back to the mountains.

Where do you want to go?

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Fri May 29, 2009 11:17 pm

Prolly somewhere like montana.

What is in Montana by the way?

by **hippietrekx** » Sat May 30, 2009 3:17 am

Purdy trees. And mountains... I assume.

Who was the best James Bond?

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:05 am

Austin Powers.

Not the answer you were expecting?

by **pmcolt** » Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:19 am

Not really.

Am I the only one who thought Q had a better job than 007?

by **hippietrekx** » Sun Jun 07, 2009 1:01 am

NO! Q is amazing, and I love him! If he weren't so old, I'd do him.

Creeped out yet?

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