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by **Мастер** » Tue Apr 05, 2011 1:44 pm

Without saying unless except, it would seem the possibility to happen in the event if it does.

Did anyone else have a bit of trouble parsing the previous question?

by **Dragon Star** » Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:04 am

Yes.

Does Jimmy post when he's high often?

St. Jimmy wrote:Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

What the shit is this bro, lmfao.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:38 pm

Omg what the hell was that about jimmy?!? :lol:

Does anyone else think that's hilarious?

by **Мастер** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:46 pm

I'm sure someone does.

Does Lykke Li suck?

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:49 pm

I don't know.

Does Robogeisha suck?

by **KLA2** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 1:29 am

Probably.

Does Filter Queen suck balls?*

*Dust balls. What. :?

by **Мастер** » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:35 pm

Judging from what I was able to find through Google, yes.

Is today 50 years since Yuri Gagarin's historic space flight?

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Thu May 26, 2011 2:36 am

not anymore

Would someone corrupt my wish?

by **Arneb** » Sat Jul 16, 2011 9:51 pm

If it has to do with those pain killers, yes.

Will we be paying our bills in Euro in ten years' time?

by **Мастер** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:21 pm

No, you'll be paying in Europesos.

Would a Euro deposit in a bank outside the jurisdiction of the Euro-zone be called a Euroeuro?

by **Arneb** » Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:24 pm

No, Pesoeuro.

Will the British Peso survive the recent downfall of the national leader, Rupert Murdoch?

by **Мастер** » Sun Jul 31, 2011 3:44 am

Yes, Eddie Izzard will step in and take over.

Will a ride on the London tube still be vastly more expensive than a ride on the Singapore MRT?

by **Arneb** » Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:03 pm

It will be. It's in the Bible, didn't you know that?

Will The US of A survive a Palin Presidency?

by **Мастер** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 5:11 am

No, it will not, because a Palin presidency will not occur.

Will the rains come early this year?

by **Arneb** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:09 am

Well, OUR rains certainly did. What a rotten summer it was.

Will President Perry outlaw masturbation?

by **tubeswell** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 1:12 am

He can try.

Will I win lotto tonight?

by **KLA2** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:14 am

No.

Have you studied statistics?

by **tubeswell** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 4:04 am

Yes

What's that got to do with me winning lotto tonight?

by **Arneb** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:49 am

...that KLA2 can be almost certain his anwer is right.

OK, on to the really important matters: Will Hertha beat FC Augsburg today?

by **tubeswell** » Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:06 pm

No. If I can't win, neither can they. :)

Will a NASA manned rocketship ever get to Mars?

by **Arneb** » Thu Oct 13, 2011 7:57 pm

No. They will still be trying to get the funding when the Chinese flag swerves lazily in the keening CO2 winds of Utopia Planitia.

Will the Greeks ever get on their feet again, financially?

by **tubeswell** » Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:43 pm

No. That is why Greek businesses (and shipping companies) are starting to pull insurance jobs. (But it is only making things worse)

http://www.illuminati-r-us.com/Forums/v ... php?t=6082

Will the environment ever recover from human folly?

by **KLA2** » Sat Oct 15, 2011 4:17 am

Yes. {If the answer to the following is "no".}

Will humans ever recover from environmental folly?

by **Мастер** » Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:17 pm

Yes. They will redefine "folly".

Will I go to North America the long way around next month?

by **KLA2** » Sat Feb 11, 2012 4:30 am

History knows the answer.

Will we have winter in Toronto / Burlington Ontario this year? :shock:

{Oh, I hopes not, preciousss ... }

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