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Re: Answer a question and leave a question

Postby tubeswell » Sun Dec 15, 2013 8:31 am

When he started hanging out with children in malls.

Why is xmas always such a rush?
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Re: Answer a question and leave a question

Postby Lance » Mon Jul 07, 2014 3:03 pm

Because people are nuts.

Why are so many people nuts?
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Re: Answer a question and leave a question

Postby Arneb » Mon Jul 07, 2014 5:30 pm

Because they are people.

Will Germany win the World Cup?
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Re: Answer a question and leave a question

Postby tubeswell » Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:41 am

Unlikely.

Instead ask yourself, will they lose?
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Re: Answer a question and leave a question

Postby Мастер » Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:57 am

They will win, unless they lose.

Why did they lose to Spain in 2010?
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Re: Answer a question and leave a question

Postby tubeswell » Tue Jul 08, 2014 6:47 am

They lost (exactly) because Spain won.

What could be more obvious?
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Re: Answer a question and leave a question

Postby teri tait » Sun Jun 19, 2016 3:48 am

The glaring proof of alien life forms slowing assimilating society into their way of life

Why do we need proof of aliens?
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Re: Answer a question and leave a question

Postby Arneb » Sun Jun 19, 2016 8:46 am

We don't, that's just one of the lies served up to us by the orthodoxy of the scientistic religion.

Why should we be interested in aliens anyway? They are tiny.
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Re: Answer a question and leave a question

Postby Lance » Sun Jun 19, 2016 2:54 pm

To answer that age-old question; "Are we alone?"

Why do you think they're tiny?
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Re: Answer a question and leave a question

Postby Arneb » Sun Jun 19, 2016 5:02 pm

Douglas Adams, who was always right about everything, proved that long ago:

Douglas Adams wrote:For thousands more years, the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes
of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came
across - which happened to be Earth - where due to a terrible miscalculation
of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.

---Douglas Adams: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy---


How could you DOUBT they were tiny?
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Re: Answer a question and leave a question

Postby Lance » Sun Jun 19, 2016 5:40 pm

There are clearly SOME that are tiny, but the ones that destroyed the Earth in the beginning of the story were quite a good size.

Did you forget about them?
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Re: Answer a question and leave a question

Postby Arneb » Sun Jun 19, 2016 6:17 pm

Oh, they've long gone to new construction sites.

Are yousure that speck on your cheeseburger last night wasn't an alien invasion army?
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Re: Answer a question and leave a question

Postby Lance » Sun Jun 19, 2016 8:15 pm

Actually, I think it may have been. It tasted kind of kill-y and war-y.

So you're not talking about all aliens?
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Re: Answer a question and leave a question

Postby Arneb » Sun Jun 19, 2016 9:07 pm

All that matter, and therefore, don't.

Do you get it now?
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Re: Answer a question and leave a question

Postby tubeswell » Sun Jun 19, 2016 11:56 pm

I will keep on getting it as long as you can keep on dishing it out.

How long can you keep dishing it out? :D/
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