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Re: Answer a question and leave a question
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Sun Dec 15, 2013 8:31 amby tubeswell
When he started hanging out with children in malls.
Why is xmas always such a rush?
Re: Answer a question and leave a question
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 3:03 pmby Lance
Because people are nuts.
Why are so many people nuts?
Re: Answer a question and leave a question
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Mon Jul 07, 2014 5:30 pmby Arneb
Because they are people.
Will Germany win the World Cup?
Re: Answer a question and leave a question
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Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:41 amby tubeswell
Unlikely.
Instead ask yourself, will they lose?
Re: Answer a question and leave a question
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Tue Jul 08, 2014 1:57 amby Мастер
They will win, unless they lose.
Why did they lose to Spain in 2010?
Re: Answer a question and leave a question
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Tue Jul 08, 2014 6:47 amby tubeswell
They lost (exactly) because Spain won.
What could be more obvious?
Re: Answer a question and leave a question
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Sun Jun 19, 2016 3:48 amby teri tait
The glaring proof of alien life forms slowing assimilating society into their way of life
Why do we need proof of aliens?
Re: Answer a question and leave a question
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Sun Jun 19, 2016 8:46 amby Arneb
We don't, that's just one of the lies served up to us by the orthodoxy of the scientistic religion.
Why should we be interested in aliens anyway? They are tiny.
Re: Answer a question and leave a question
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Sun Jun 19, 2016 2:54 pmby Lance
To answer that age-old question; "Are we alone?"
Why do you think they're tiny?
Re: Answer a question and leave a question
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Sun Jun 19, 2016 5:02 pmby Arneb
Douglas Adams, who was always right about everything, proved that long ago:
Douglas Adams wrote:For thousands more years, the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes
of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came
across - which happened to be Earth - where due to a terrible miscalculation
of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog.
---Douglas Adams: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy---
How could you DOUBT they were tiny?
Re: Answer a question and leave a question
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Sun Jun 19, 2016 5:40 pmby Lance
There are clearly SOME that are tiny, but the ones that destroyed the Earth in the beginning of the story were quite a good size.
Did you forget about them?
Re: Answer a question and leave a question
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Sun Jun 19, 2016 6:17 pmby Arneb
Oh, they've long gone to new construction sites.
Are yousure that speck on your cheeseburger last night wasn't an alien invasion army?
Re: Answer a question and leave a question
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Sun Jun 19, 2016 8:15 pmby Lance
Actually, I think it may have been. It tasted kind of kill-y and war-y.
So you're not talking about all aliens?
Re: Answer a question and leave a question
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Sun Jun 19, 2016 9:07 pmby Arneb
All that matter, and therefore, don't.
Do you get it now?
Re: Answer a question and leave a question
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Sun Jun 19, 2016 11:56 pmby tubeswell
I will keep on getting it as long as you can keep on dishing it out.
How long can you keep dishing it out?
