Assassins Round 1 Play Thread

[Joffan]

hippie is, as I said already in Word Association Game, still alive and kicking.

That sounds like our hix all right.
Tell her hello and to keep the stripes straight.

How long have you two known each other?

[hippietrekx]

hippie is, as I said already in Word Association Game, still alive and kicking.

That sounds like our hix all right.
Tell her hello and to keep the stripes straight.

How long have you two known each other?

Officially since a little before 9 am November 7, 2005. We were going to play Equations (math game) and were riding the bus to get there. He was stoned, I just woke up. We had a short discussion about Rob Schneider.

That's the official meeting. I recognized him as "The Tall Guy with the Hair" from before in the hallways at school. His hair is so awesome.

--hippie

[Joffan]

How long have you two known each other?

Officially since a little before 9 am November 7, 2005. We were going to play Equations (math game) and were riding the bus to get there. He was stoned, I just woke up. We had a short discussion about Rob Schneider.

That's the official meeting. I recognized him as "The Tall Guy with the Hair" from before in the hallways at school. His hair is so awesome.

--hippie

Wow, nearly down to the minute. I'm impressed. But surprised too, I would've guessed at a minimum a year and a half.

[azazul]

Wow, nearly down to the minute. I'm impressed. But surprised too, I would've guessed at a minimum a year and a half.

Yeah, if she knows it that well, there must be something going on between these two. Also, Jimmy, it would be a good idea to remember that date as well was the date that you two start going out etc.

[St. Jimmy]

Wow, nearly down to the minute. I'm impressed. But surprised too, I would've guessed at a minimum a year and a half.

Yeah, if she knows it that well, there must be something going on between these two. Also, Jimmy, it would be a good idea to remember that date as well was the date that you two start going out etc.

ARGGHHHH!!!! How many times do I have to say this! I do NOT want to go out with hippie. So, quit going on about it. NOthing is going on between us other than a regular friendship. Nothing more. The end.

[umop ap!sdn]

*********** WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!111eleven ***********

Joffan is the winner of the first round of Illuminati Assassins!

First to go was teri tait, assassinated by Lance with the word language.

Lance went on to counterassassinate hippietrekx, correctly guessing his word chief.
Hippietrekx's assassin was now hunting Lance with hippietrekx's word floor.

Dragon Star then assassinated pmcolt with the word creationist, a variant of create (pmcolt's other word was lead).

Joffan counterassassinated Lance by correctly guessing the word stop (his other word was event)
Lance's words were floor and weather; these became Joffan's words.

Inner Stickler didn't post in 3 days and was eliminated (his words were salt, wear, least, enter), and Dragon Star opted out of the game (words were modern, case, laugh, pass).

Three players remained, and the game seemed to be going nowhere, so I boldly assigned 3 very easy words.

First to be done in by an easy word was Nighthawk, whom St. Jimmy assassinated via the words saw and seen, both variants of see (party, radio, safe, truck, busy, see).

Finally, with 2 players left, Joffan assassinated St. Jimmy with the word do (quiet, supply, thin, value, ago, do), thus winning the game.

Joffan's words were floor, weather, bottom, pull, tall, say.

Many thanks to azazul, our Designated Decoy for this round.

Hope everyone had fun!!!!

[Lance]

Hope everyone had fun!!!!

Heck yeah, lots!

Right up until about here:

Joffan counterassassinated Lance by correctly guessing the word stop

[Dragon Star]

Aw dammit, I could have stayed in this if I knew so many were dead...all well.

[Lance]

Oh yeah, congratulations Joffan!

I feel better knowing I was taken out by the ultimate winner.

Good Job!

[Joffan]

WOOO HOOO! I win! and just in time, Jimbo's going away for a few days.


Can I have a "First Assassin" tag?

[Dragon Star]

But you weren't the first assassin, you were the last.

[umop ap!sdn]

First - last - how about we just say round 1.

[Joffan]

I was gonna say "First Champion Assassin", then.

[Dragon Star]

I was gonna say "First Champion Assassin", then.

Don't push it. :wink:

[teri tait]

But you weren't the first assassin, you were the last.

The first successful assassin was Lance who had to kill his very own faithful minion to earn his first kill.
I knew it was you that got me!!!!!!

So when does round two start?

[azazul]

Man, I am glad that is finally over.

[teri tait]

Man, I am glad that is finally over.

I liked the game but it did start to drag after I had been dead for two weeks...or maybe it was the rigor mortis.

[umop ap!sdn]

So when does round two start?

I'll get around to posting another signup thread shortly. Unless someone else wants to have a turn at refereeing a round. :) This game kills my PM folders!

[Lance]

Joffan, the Llama beckons;

You have demonstrated superior skill and prowess in this Ring of Deceit.

You have risen above all others to emerge as the Sole, One, True Assassin.

You are hereby dubbed The Royal Assassin and Protector of The Llama and awarded this wreath:



Display it with pride, for you have earned it.

Well, until the next assassin comes along, anyway...

[Dragon Star]

You are hereby dubbed The Royal Assassin and Protector of The Llama

WTF?

Fine, to hell with protecting the Llamas!

[teri tait]

You are hereby dubbed The Royal Assassin and Protector of The Llama

WTF?

Fine, to hell with protecting the Llamas!

*feeds dragon star a handful of draconis treats*

Cheer up Dragon Star, you can still guard me. Besides that award looks like a crosshair more than a wreath. I think Lance is subconciously killing Joffan with that award! See, the crosshairs meet at his back while he holds his gun triumphantly. He just thinks he has won. ;) we'll get him next time

[Lance]

Sheesh, Dragon, can you go look up "honorary" sometime?

It's a title, in recognition of Joffan's accomplishments in the game. Everyone knows what a great job you do around the grounds of the castle in real life.

Try not to get the two confused, okay?

[Dragon Star]

Oh, ok....

Thought you were throwing me out of the job...

[Joffan]

Joffan, the Llama beckons;

You have demonstrated superior skill and prowess in this Ring of Deceit.

You have risen above all others to emerge as the Sole, One, True Assassin.

You are hereby dubbed The Royal Assassin and Protector of The Llama and awarded this wreath:



Display it with pride, for you have earned it.

Well, until the next assassin comes along, anyway...

Thank you, Great Llama, I will be honoured to show this token of your favour, and I am glad of the chance to ensure the safety of all present in whatever underhanded and duplicitous way I can.

[teri tait]

OMG, he sucks up better than I do!

(I think he's rubbing it in our faces, Dragon Star)