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Writing.com Account · by **Lonewulf** » Sun May 07, 2006 1:45 pm

Actually, no, I find that funny.

Especially considering that I could just imagine what Georgie would say when accused of being a "woman". I mean, he has low enough self-esteem to go after homosexuals as-is... :D

by **teri tait** » Sun May 07, 2006 2:07 pm

I'm sure he would fit right in because he's so cool and a barrel of laughs.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Mon May 08, 2006 11:02 pm

Well that's about right I'd say and maybe more.
Senior Georgio de devil-...o would be one of those who would just, I don't know, mesh or something.

:) :D
ok, this is for everyone..
If you had your own theme song/dash/ringtone what would it be?

by **umop ap!sdn** » Tue May 09, 2006 2:13 am

It'd be cool to have an Adiemus - Cantus Iteratus ringtone.

Yakama ya ba ba ya ka maye
U ma ya ma ye ma ye

by **teri tait** » Tue May 09, 2006 2:28 am

"Drops of Jupiter" by Train

by **Swamp Pixie** » Tue May 09, 2006 2:32 am

Toccata ein Fugue (Bach)

by **Halcyon Dayz, FCD** » Tue May 09, 2006 2:51 am

March Of The Gladiators :P

by **St. Jimmy** » Wed May 10, 2006 12:42 am

Fvck Off by Reel Big Fish

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Wed May 10, 2006 1:12 am

my answer would have been batman or peter(family guy)laughing, but whatever floats your boat...

ok now, this one just came to me.
What if, you were stranded on a desert island with 3 items...a jackhammer, a television, and a jar of baby kidneys(maybe for later if you get hungry). You decide you want to make the best of it so you run up a later into the nearest building where you find a streaking man on fire with no hands, who has been stabbed, is allergic to salt, and hates it when his wife leaves him for hobos she finds off the street. His last name is Nahasapetapetulan so 'obviously' he's Hindu...So you decide the best thng to do is just think about this*** What kind of DVD you are going to watch when you get home from soccer practice on THursday of the last week of July?

by **Lance** » Wed May 10, 2006 2:59 am

Hopefilly The Divinci Code will be out by then.

by **Philip** » Wed May 10, 2006 6:05 pm

moosedoom wrote:ok now, this one just came to me.
What if, you were stranded on a desert island with 3 items...a jackhammer, a television, and a jar of baby kidneys(maybe for later if you get hungry). You decide you want to make the best of it so you run up a later into the nearest building where you find a streaking man on fire with no hands, who has been stabbed, is allergic to salt, and hates it when his wife leaves him for hobos she finds off the street. His last name is Nahasapetapetulan so 'obviously' he's Hindu...So you decide the best thng to do is just think about this*** What kind of DVD you are going to watch when you get home from soccer practice on THursday of the last week of July?

I'm not sure what you're on, but if it is legal in the UK could you send me some?

As to the question about DVDs - porn. Definitely. However, can I point out that soccer is a girls game. Rugby is for men.*

*For all you colonials, rugby is like American football, but requiring skill. And stamina, because the play takes more than 3 seconds. And courage, because you're not allowed armour. If you want to wear armour, try jousting.

by **St. Jimmy** » Wed May 10, 2006 9:10 pm

Wayne's World, obviously!!!

by **hippietrekx** » Sat May 20, 2006 6:13 am

DVD? Hmm... STAR WARS! (Who are you talking to, Britnaw!?) Jack Black just shot a skinny guy on my TV with a fake arrow? I'm confused.

Ok, new scenario: You are chained to a palm tree. You have no food, no water, and no people any where near you. You are armed with a pair of toenail trimmers, an almond, and a stick of gum. How will you escape the tree?

--hippie

by **Lance** » Sat May 20, 2006 3:03 pm

hippietrekx wrote:Ok, new scenario: You are chained to a palm tree. You have no food, no water, and no people any where near you. You are armed with a pair of toenail trimmers, an almond, and a stick of gum. How will you escape the tree?

I would use the file on the toenail clippers and file the almond to get fine almond powder. I would then mix it with the stick of gum, producing the shock sensitive explosive "almondite". The I would carefully place the almondite into one of the links of the chain, as far from me as I could. Lastly, I would throw the toenail clippers at the chain link that contains the almondite, detonating it and breaking the chain.

I am now free.

by **St. Jimmy** » Sun May 21, 2006 2:19 pm

I would take the almond and put it in one of the chain links and wait for a squirel, or other type of nut eater, to try to eat the almond. As the squirel tries to gnaw away at the almond it will end up gnawing at the chain instead, eventually wearing down the chain. The chain will then break, and I am free, so I celebrate by clipping my nails that are long now because of the length of time I was tied to the tree, and by chewing a fabulous peice of gum while watching Lance come up with a much better idea than me.

Edited for spelling.

by **Мастер** » Mon May 22, 2006 11:37 am

hippietrekx wrote:Ok, new scenario: You are chained to a palm tree. You have no food, no water, and no people any where near you. You are armed with a pair of toenail trimmers, an almond, and a stick of gum. How will you escape the tree?

Slip the chain over the top of the palm tree.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Tue May 23, 2006 1:05 am

Well I'd take the toenail clippers and throw them into the ocean which is inhabited by puurrana that will slowly follow the trail of selected items left by hippie. They will get to the chains and notice they are made of highly explosive licorish and they won't back down. But then, suddenly from out of the deep depths of the sea comes a whale that smashes them, beached whale who'd a thought. Then the whale dies because of of water deprevation, I laugh my sinister laugh and am still stuck to the tree...
oh well...What's the worst that could happen..

by **hippietrekx** » Wed May 24, 2006 3:00 am

While KOS has the answer I was looking for (for Billy's sake, people, it's a PALM TREE!) I highly enjoyed the exploding almond, fabulous gum, and beached whale.

New scenario, because I say so: You've been told that you get one wish granted if you live on a desert island alone for ten years. All your supplies to survive are provided (matches, food, shelter, you know: necessities) for you. You get to take five luxury items with you. What are the five items?

--hippie

by **Lance** » Sun May 28, 2006 3:16 pm

So, since you have to live alone, does that mean one of the luxery items cannot be a Thai hooker?

by **hippietrekx** » Sun May 28, 2006 6:50 pm

Sorry, alone would mean no hookers. Or pets, if the question arises.

by **teri tait** » Mon May 29, 2006 12:27 am

Satellite TV for all the satellites

Computer with all the bells and whistles.

Golf clubs/balls

Scuba gear

Digital Camera

by **hippietrekx** » Mon May 29, 2006 1:33 am

Okay, here's my list:

A comic book collection.
100 sketch pads and 500 pencils.
Access to an electronic library.
A TV & satelite dish.
Several maps of the world.

Now, tell me THAT'S not hours of entertainment?

--hippie

by **St. Jimmy** » Mon May 29, 2006 3:15 am

Seems how hippie hates phones, I would take

A laptop with wirerless internet connection on the island
Silly pictures from prom
My CD's
Speakers
Aphone to contact my other friedns that use a phone.

by **hippietrekx** » Mon May 29, 2006 3:59 am

Jimmy, you have to be alone. If Lance can't have hookers, you can't have a phone or internet access. :P

by **St. Jimmy** » Mon May 29, 2006 4:16 am

hippietrekx wrote:Jimmy, you have to be alone. If Lance can't have hookers, you can't have a phone or internet access. :P

I wouldn't go!!!! :glp-naughty:

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