Illuminati-R-Us

You my not know me yet but I am the future ruler of the world (nny for short) as maybe the Hippie jimmy or lonewulf has explained so listen to me now........
You know what... I haven't totally completelly 100% started a thread yet but other site exp. helps. so this one is called "WHAT IF".
I'll give some situations or questions or whatever and you can just answer or rant or something, BE FUN DARN IT.
You will listen to my hypnotizy...ness. Yes? yes.
Alright this one just came to me...
Lets say Jimmy and hippie got together, what would their kids names be?

I know you?

Even if anyone knew you before, you're dead now, on two counts:
1. Putting a capital in a certain elegant but lethal girl's name;
2. Attributing intimacy with said girl to a vehemently denying fluffy-haired duck.

Lets see... I'm guessing 4 kids... 3 girls and a boy....

The twin girls should be named harmony and Melody. The boy should be named after his pop so we'll call him Little Saint and the youngest daughter shall be Lancetta, after her crazy adopted grand uncle.

Ok moose, here's the deal.

1) NEVER capitalize "hippie" or any forms thereof in reference to me.
2) SHUT UP about me and the Duck.
3) I know where you live.
4) Improve your syntax, grammar, and typing skills, you technological baboon. You type this way in e-mails and it drives me nuts...
5) Andrew is *not* Lonewulf. Ronoh55 is Andrew. Never EVER confuse them again because Lonewulf is on the heart list above socks now and Andrew is gay.
6) Stay on topic. DO IT! I know there are a lot of shiny things around, but focus while you type a reply.
7) Read the "FAQ" page.
8) Go browse some old threads.

Gah, you've made four posts so far and I'm already going nuts. This is a forum, where people read things. I could barely figure out what you were talking about in your OP up there. I'd rather read a large block of Hubbish.

--hippie

does Hub' post here? Man I miss reading his posts.

Doe, John wrote:does Hub' post here? Man I miss reading his posts.

He pops in from time to time.

--hippie

hippietrex wrote:5) Andrew is *not* Lonewulf. Ronoh55 is Andrew. Never EVER confuse them again because Lonewulf is on the heart list above socks now...

I rate above socks! Yay!

Wait a minute.

Lonewulf wrote:

hippietrex wrote:5) Andrew is *not* Lonewulf. Ronoh55 is Andrew. Never EVER confuse them again because Lonewulf is on the heart list above socks now...

I rate above socks! Yay!

Wait a minute.

That's a good thing. Socks is 19.2 on the list. You're 14.6 on the list. Number 14 is 216 (as in 6x6x6), so you've got that going for you. WOW! Math is at 15, so you come above math, but Jimmy is 6, so that's not so good. Then again, Wal*Mart is 3.3...

Don't worry, the list isn't necessarily ranked, but if we feel the need we insert inbetween numbers to reflect how much we favor something. Right now we're up to 70: DDR.

Hey, Illumniati-R-Us is #60! And the best one on the list is #65: The heart list. ***

***The list all these things are on is the Heart List. What insanity is that?

--hippie

I rank above the IRU, then? *Sniffle*

Lonewulf wrote:I rank above the IRU, then? *Sniffle*

Like I said, it isn't necessarily ranked. Some of the best stuff is towards the top. You know we really like you when you're not a whole number, though, because that means we wanted to squeeze you in above something! :D

--hippie

hippietrekx wrote:Like I said, it isn't necessarily ranked. Some of the best stuff is towards the top. You know we really like you when you're not a whole number, though, because that means we wanted to squeeze you in above something! :D

If you keep it in a spreadsheet then you can renumber it quite easily

Welcome to the board, moosedoom. Before I saw your profile, I thought that maybe, just maybe, you were one of these guys.

I happened to befriend Jeff and Ross at college, but haven't heard from them in several years.

Oh, well.

Again, welcome to the board.

Hey moosedoom;

I think I know you somehow, but I don't know from where.

I recognized the email address you used to register but I can't place it.

Our paths have crossed before.

Erm, was it a positive crossing or a negative one?

Since I don't remember it, it was probably neutral.

Guys this is getting way off-topic from the game that moosedoom started.

So getting back on topic......
If all of Lance's minions betrayed him, what would he do?

I don''t know if I specifically know the Lanceness maybe he should be typing what sites he posts on and maybe I'll know.
But anyways, I would probubly come up with a better formulated plan as to KILL the said betrayer minions. :twisted: Maybe with sporks, toothpaste, electricity(hippies bestest friend), and hm... oh yes sick mooses on them.

Hey lance you think you can move this thread to Games and Toys, as that would be the more apropriate place for a game.

St. Jimmy wrote:Guys this is getting way off-topic from the game that moosedoom started.

So getting back on topic......
If all of Lance's minions betrayed him, what would he do?

What?!!! This would never happen, could never happen. As the alpha minion I would naturally take the initiative and snuff the life out of any insobordination by unleashing the dragon on their asses. Hell, I would do that if another minion even tried to move in on my territory!!
Let that be a warning to any of you that may be planning to usurp my position...

How many mines would a mini-minion mine if a mini-minion could mine mines?

teri tait wrote:What?!!! This would never happen, could never happen. As the alpha minion I would naturally take the initiative and snuff the life out of any insobordination by unleashing the dragon on their asses. Hell, I would do that if another minion even tried to move in on my territory!!
Let that be a warning to any of you that may be planning to usurp my position...

Believe me, I'm not planning to give you a chance to defend yourself when the time comes.

Of course, I don't want to be a minion. I want it all.

...SHIT! OPSEC! OPSEC! Idiot!

MM_Dandy wrote:How many mines would a mini-minion mine if a mini-minion could mine mines?

42


What if the President of the US came onto our board and said "hello"?

Would we be surprised, angry, respectful, or all three?

Lonewulf wrote:

MM_Dandy wrote:How many mines would a mini-minion mine if a mini-minion could mine mines?

42


What if the President of the US came onto our board and said "hello"?

Would we be surprised, angry, respectful, or all three?

:D
I would immediately and irrationally accuse him of being a woman from Indiana.

MM_Dandy wrote:I would immediately and irrationally accuse him of being a woman from Indiana.

Bill?