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Postby Dragon Star » Tue May 16, 2006 12:50 am

Joffan wrote:No, Lance et al, you don't understand our Jimmy. He means he was envious of hippie for being touched by Canadians - he wished it was him being touched (as well/instead?)


Had to be someone come along and ruin the fun... :roll:

Why couldn't you just play along?
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Postby Lance » Tue May 16, 2006 12:57 am

Joffan wrote:No, Lance et al, you don't understand our Jimmy. He means he was envious of hippie for being touched by Canadians - he wished it was him being touched (as well/instead?)

Are you sure? I mean, how can you tell? How do you really know the thought of other men touching his beloved hippie didn;t send him into a jealous rage?

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And creat tornados that suck instead of blow... How does that help?
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Postby Joffan » Tue May 16, 2006 1:06 am

I thought tornadoes do suck, in both senses. How else did Dorothy get to Oz?

Of course, the more important question is, why did she want to go back to Kansas?
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Postby Nighthawk » Tue May 16, 2006 1:12 am

OK, I'll bite. What is this obsession of being touched by a Canadian? I've been to Canada more than a few times and have been touched by Canadians. With the exception of one Canadian's touch :wink: it was fairly un-eventful.

Don't all tornadoes pretty much suck?
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Postby Lance » Tue May 16, 2006 1:13 am

Joffan wrote:I thought tornadoes do suck, in both senses. How else did Dorothy get to Oz?

Okay, maybe I had it backwards. You want to make them blow then...

Would you still be safe laying down in a gully?

Joffan wrote:Of course, the more important question is, why did she want to go back to Kansas?

So she could visit the Kansis City Renaissance Festival?
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Postby Мастер » Tue May 16, 2006 1:23 am

Joffan wrote:Canadian dollar is coming in towards the US dollar again... I was flying a month ago or so, Air Canada, and was surprised to hear them saying they would accept American dollars at parity.


I think that if you pay them in Canadian dollars, they will not give you change in American dollars at parity...

Nighthawk wrote:OK, I'll bite. What is this obsession of being touched by a Canadian? I've been to Canada more than a few times and have been touched by Canadians. With the exception of one Canadian's touch :wink: it was fairly un-eventful.


Fly economy class on Air Canada, and you'll almost certainly be touched by Canadians at some point...
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Postby hippietrekx » Tue May 16, 2006 2:02 am

Ok, Joffan and DJ are now some of my favorite posters on IRU.:)

Jimmy lived in Canada for a while, so I'm jealous od him.

The touching by Canadians thing.... I'm not sure why it's cool, but it is. Canadians are awesome. Look at Joffan. Or William Shatner. Wait, don't look at William...

Anyway, I heart math. What were/are your people's favorite subjects in school?

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Postby umop ap!sdn » Tue May 16, 2006 2:15 am

**** BANG! ****

Another player has fallen.

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Postby pmcolt » Tue May 16, 2006 2:24 am

I've never been to Canada, so I don't see any big appeal to being touched by them. I happened to like math in school, though it ripped me apart like... um... like a tornado going through... a... um... Air Canada jet.

That made no sense.
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Postby Philip » Tue May 16, 2006 2:40 am

Made more sense than Vogon poetry.

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Postby teri tait » Tue May 16, 2006 6:02 am

Canadians like to touch Americans or is it Americans like to be touched by Canadians?

Tornados blow?

I don't know the answers to those questions. But I do know this:

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Postby Philip » Tue May 16, 2006 9:38 pm

Not quite - she had to click her heels together 3 times.....
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Postby Doe, John » Wed May 17, 2006 12:19 am

Judy Garland is one big star from long ago who everybody remembers. Can anybody think of a big name movie star who is not recognized by the majority of the current posters ?
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Postby Мастер » Wed May 17, 2006 12:33 am

Philip wrote:Not quite - she had to click her heels together 3 times.....


The original was about the gold standard, William Jennings Bryan, all that sort of thing...

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Postby Мастер » Wed May 17, 2006 12:35 am

teri tait wrote:Canadians like to touch Americans or is it Americans like to be touched by Canadians?


Isn't there a television show called Touched by a Canadian?
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Postby Philip » Wed May 17, 2006 12:36 am

Fred Astaire, Ginger Rogers, Cyd Charisse, Rudolf Valentino.....
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed May 17, 2006 12:38 am

Rob Schneider...

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Postby Philip » Wed May 17, 2006 12:53 am

Dragon Star wrote:Rob Schneider...

:lol:


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Postby Doe, John » Wed May 17, 2006 1:02 am

I was thinking more like Fatty Arbuckle. :D
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Postby St. Jimmy » Wed May 17, 2006 1:25 am

So, what's the most current movie everyone has seen to date?
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed May 17, 2006 1:29 am

St. Jimmy wrote:So, what's the most current movie everyone has seen to date?


Gangs of New York

Very good movie...
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Postby Philip » Wed May 17, 2006 1:44 am

Probably Star Wars Episode 3... I'm not the most avid cinemaphile!
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed May 17, 2006 2:01 am

St. Jimmy wrote:So, what's the most current movie everyone has seen to date?


The Benchwarmers, you gropist. :wink: I'm gonna see X-3 on the last day of school, though, with Winters, Leah, moosedoom, and Katie. Whee. I wish Winters and Katie didn't hate you so much, Jimmy... You're not even that annoying anymore.

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Postby azazul » Wed May 17, 2006 4:38 am

KOS wrote:Do they have Lyme disease in Kansas? If so, what would be the best way to avoid catching it?

Yes. Avoid drinking margaritas.
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Postby Philip » Wed May 17, 2006 5:08 am

KOS wrote:Do they have Lyme disease in Kansas? If so, what would be the best way to avoid catching it?

Don't get ticked off?
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