Illuminati-R-Us

by **Joffan** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:22 am

Well you all failed the safety quiz, although Khrushchev's Other Shoe was close. The answer is of course that you steal your neighbour's rabbits and wedge them on top of the oil to smother the fire. Be careful to wear gloves or you may get scratched.

Also the soot may make a mess of your clothes. I guess you'd have to throw them away.

by **Doe, John** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:23 am

I don't have any neighbors.

by **Dragon Star** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:23 pm

Doe, John wrote:I don't have any neighbors.

Lucky bastard, mine are about 4 inches away on all sides...I feel like I am live in a prison for the last 4 going on 5 years...

I used to have a nice house and 40 acres of land and my dirt-bike, and all the time in the world...fishing, hunting, freedom...all of that was pulled away in a matter of days, what a bitch life can be.

by **Philip** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 7:10 pm

Corrugated cardboard, anyone?

by **St. Jimmy** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:03 pm

Philip wrote:Corrugated cardboard, anyone?

That reminds me....I need to take some stuff to the recyling center place....

by **Мастер** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 8:52 pm

St. Jimmy wrote:Why won't you all die!!!!!!!!!! Please would you guys just be assasinated and done with it!!!! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!! hEAVEN'S SAKES!!!! We're up to 29 pages now!!!!! WhY WON"T YOU GUYS DIE!!!!!!

The tension mounts...

by **Doe, John** » Thu Jun 01, 2006 10:46 pm

The plot thickens . . .

(kos, please note proper use of ellipses :lol:

)

by **hippietrekx** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:46 am

St. Jimmy wrote:
Philip wrote:Corrugated cardboard, anyone?

That reminds me....I need to take some stuff to the recyling center place....

You tried to call me today while I was on the phone with moosedoom. I didn't check the caller ID until a few minutes ago, but now I know why the phone was making those funny beep sounds.

Oh, and you missed the library thing. If you still wanna volunteer, all you gotta do it call. Too bad you missed that meeting thing today. They gave us cookies! OREOs!

Then Nate stole a cookie, so I had to steal it back, then Tommy stole it, so I had to steal another one from him, but it had more filing, so Tommy stole it back, and I stole my original back. Moosedoom didn't understand that when I told her over the phone.

Oh, and I like the irony of you calling me and me actually being on the phone already. I'm Dom, what kind of irony is that?

--hippie

by **Joffan** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:55 am

Philip wrote:Corrugated cardboard, anyone?

I assume you're talking about housing...

We used to live in' box in' middlo' road, and eat a handful of cold gravel before walking 20 miles to work in' pit 26 hours a day...

And you try telling young folk today that...

by **Joffan** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:00 am

Following on vaguely from the safety thing...

What's this thing with sucking 9V batteries? how does that do anything for you guys?

by **teri tait** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:09 am

Joffan wrote:
Philip wrote:Corrugated cardboard, anyone?
I assume you're talking about housing...

We used to live in' box in' middlo' road, and eat a handful of cold gravel before walking 20 miles to work in' pit 26 hours a day...

And you try telling young folk today that...

You got to eat gravel and walked to work?

We ran to work uphill (both ways) in the snow, barefooted. We dreamed of getting handfuls of gravel to eat! We had to chew rocks into gravel and then eat it.

by **Dragon Star** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:22 am

Here we go again... :roll:

by **St. Jimmy** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:26 am

teri tait wrote:
Joffan wrote:
Philip wrote:Corrugated cardboard, anyone?
I assume you're talking about housing...

We used to live in' box in' middlo' road, and eat a handful of cold gravel before walking 20 miles to work in' pit 26 hours a day...

And you try telling young folk today that...

You got to eat gravel and walked to work?

We ran to work uphill (both ways) in the snow, barefooted. We dreamed of getting handfuls of gravel to eat! We had to chew rocks into gravel and then eat it.

You had rocks?! You had snow?!?! We only wished we had rocks. We had to climb up the village mountain and find boulders (if we were lucky) to eat. And after finding breakfast , we had to swim the pacific to get to work! DOn't even get me started about the sharks!

(Sorry guys, couldn't resist. Monty Pythom rules!)

by **Dragon Star** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:30 am

St. Jimmy wrote:(Sorry guys, couldn't resist. Monty Pythom rules!)

hIPPIE! LOOK! Look what your Jimmy did!

by **hippietrekx** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:35 am

Dragon Star wrote:
St. Jimmy wrote:(Sorry guys, couldn't resist. Monty Pythom rules!)

hIPPIE! LOOK! Look what your Jimmy did!

I see, he screws up and he's MY Jimmy. At least he formed a coherant sentence and didn't leave out an "at" after the second "look..."

:lol:

Don't throw glass rocks, I have pointy scissors!

--hippie

by **teri tait** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:36 am

You got to go swimming with sharks?

We had to swim while pulling barges across pirahnah infested waters!

by **Dragon Star** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:41 am

hippietrekx wrote: Don't throw glass rocks, I have pointy scissors!

--hippie

Shall I call you Edward?

by **hippietrekx** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:43 am

If you must, you may call me Edward. You can even capitalize it, however when you say hiccups in refence to me, do not capitalize that.

--hippie

by **Dragon Star** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:50 am

I think I will stick with hiccups, it's so much more cute. :wink:

by **Мастер** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 12:05 pm

Doe, John wrote:The plot thickens . . .

(kos, please note proper use of ellipses )

Please note proper use of capitalization . . .

by **Joffan** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 2:15 pm

Is anyone going to explain about the 9V battery obsession? What's the deal? Is it worth it? Should I rush out and buy in bulk?

by **St. Jimmy** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 4:27 pm

Joffan wrote:Is anyone going to explain about the 9V battery obsession? What's the deal? Is it worth it? Should I rush out and buy in bulk?

Oh, it's worth it. I love electricity. So, does hippie. In fact I am licking a 9V right now.... hehe :D :P

by **Dragon Star** » Fri Jun 02, 2006 5:32 pm

Apparently he doesn't know the trick...

Ok Joffan, take your 9V in your hand with the contact connectors facing toward you, open mouth, push out tongue, place the contact connectors on tongue. Presto, instant shocky. :)

by **Doe, John** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:44 am

I also was amused by this effect when I was younger, then I discovered puberty.

by **Мастер** » Sat Jun 03, 2006 12:51 am

I am certainly familiar with the technique of using the tongue to determine whether a 9V has any life left, but it never once occurred to me that this could also be a recreational activity.

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