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by **umop ap!sdn** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 5:36 pm

I still like "sweater puppies". :mrgreen:

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:16 pm

wellll...is anyone going?

by **Lance** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:31 pm

Enzo?

by **Enzo** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:02 am

Oooh ooh, I know that one. Enzo. Its a fat balding middle age guy, right?

There is never too many names for breasts, just as there are never too many breasts.

OK, I'll try.

Divine presentation to service personnel.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:00 pm

butler or jacking off?

by **Enzo** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:35 am

Or even butlers jacking off - hopefully not in your dinner.

But...NO.

by **Мастер** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:15 am

Dragon Star wrote:Don't we have enough names for the Breast by now?

Jeff Murdoch has several thousand.

by **St. Jimmy** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 5:29 am

Enzo wrote:Divine presentation to service personnel.

I'll venture a guess that it's whatever it is the army calls church service...I think it's called "mass"?

by **Enzo** » Sat Jul 15, 2006 3:26 pm

Wow, Jimmy, there has to be a glorious pun or two in there, but that ain't it.

by **Dragon Star** » Sun Jul 16, 2006 5:51 am

ROFL!

Time for a hint Enzo, we are all clueless!

by **Enzo** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 3:54 am

This time it is not a pun.

It is a phrase, and in fact something I have claimed to be.

The phrase is often used to describe someone's attitude in certain situations.

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 6:07 am

Motherfucker?

by **Enzo** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:42 am

Ahem, no.

And that is MISTER Motherfucker, y'know.

by **Lance** » Mon Jul 17, 2006 2:04 pm

Enzo wrote:Divine presentation to service personnel.

Something to do with tipping the waitress?

by **Enzo** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 4:19 am

Oooh, your puppy is starting the sniff the right ass.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:16 pm

strip club?

by **Enzo** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 3:38 am

Nah. The clue was it was something I sometimes claim to be. SO that rules out strup clubs, tuna boats, republicans, and lots of other stuff.

When I refer to myself that way I of course mean it very nicely, but the term is often used sarcastically.

by **Мастер** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:16 am

One suspects it is of the form "God's gift to X," but I haven't worked out what X is. . .

by **Enzo** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:19 am

CLose enough.

"The guy thinks he is God's gift to waitresses."

Only in my case it's true.

by **umop ap!sdn** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 5:53 pm

I've never heard it before with "waitresses" as the recipient. Nor any other service personnel, for that matter. :D

by **Enzo** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 3:13 am

Never hung around restaurant people, eh?

by **umop ap!sdn** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:27 pm

Nope, can't say I have.

Is it KOS's turn?

by **St. Jimmy** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:22 pm

Where did he go?

by **Lance** » Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:23 pm

China.

But he's back now.

by **Мастер** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 5:26 pm

I'm not very good at this one. If someone else wants to go, go ahead.

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