Illuminati-R-Us

Here's the rule: You must make at least a one-sentence comment about anything, so long as it does not connect to the previous poster's random comment.

Example:
1) I like cheese.
2) I don't know Kung Fu.
3) Jimmy has fluffy hair.
4) The flying saucers are coming!
5) Does Jimmy know Kung Fu?

Hypothetical Post #5 is legal, because although it does relate to #2 and #3, it does not relate to post #4.

Get it? Good. Let me start:

I like games!

{edit to clarify wording}

Beef Jerky is my favorite snack!

There is a spider on my wall.

I love the Village People!

I have pencils.

When I woke up this morning, I felt like I was floating in a handstand position instead of laying down. I was balanced on the top of my head though, not my hands. After several seconds the sensation went away and I felt like I was laying down like normal.
I wonder if I was having a mindfreak moment?!?

Frank and Beans!

Jimmy says my theme song should be "This is the Story of a Girl."

[breaking rules]"Who cried a river and drown the whole world, though she looks so sad in photographs, you really gotta love her, when she smiles!"[/breaking rules]

What happens when you mix pickles and bananas?

In exactly 23 posts, I shall become the next Puppet Master!!!

Dance Puppets! Dance!!!!!

Dragon Star wrote:[breaking rules]"Who cried a river and drown the whole world, though she looks so sad in photographs, you really gotta love her, when she smiles!"[/breaking rules]

[rule break] "AND WHILE she looks so sad... I ABSOLUTELY love her..." Dude, if you have to break the rules, break them right. I'm listening to the song now. Back to Randomness. [/rule break]

Hippie says it's ok to capitalize her name in the front of a sentence!

[rule fracture] Do you know how long it has been sense I have heard that song? I am glad I remembered as much as I did...great song though[/rule fracture]

I am a total idiot, but I have an excuse, I just don't know what it is yet.

I am smiling.

I am Funnay!

My cat, Baron Von Ivan Paw, meows with a New York accent. My cat Wookie hates Baron Von Ivan Paw and they fight everyday. Sometimes they roll superfast while clawing the shit out of each other! I have seen them go around an entire room as a rolling, hissing, scratching catball. Then I have to squirt them with a squirt gun I keep on hand for such emergencies, so I am usually chasing the catball yelling at them both to stop.

"I got the poo on me!"~Joe Dirt

I used to get Dragon Star and Lonewulf mixed up when talking to my daughter and would randomly call them both Lone Star.

I just counted, and I made 160 posts in the last 24hours.

My coffee tastes rather good this morning. I'm really picky about coffee and am always trying to find that "perfect" cup, which can change depending on my taste. I started using a French Press at home again and it's wonderful. I really love my 1 liter Chambord.

None of you are real.

LOUD NOISES!!!!! ~ Brick

There is a kitten looking at me, and drooling.

Is it bad that I found a Llama in my pants?

I'm real.

I've got mail! YAY!!1!