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Postby Lance » Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:06 pm

You're a Scientologist!
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Postby Superluminal » Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:13 pm

No, you is a scientoligist.
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Postby Мастер » Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:19 pm

OMG! I must be Tom Cruise!
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Postby pumpkinpie » Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:53 pm

Tom Cruise and I share the same birthday. So I must be a scientologist!
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Postby Lance » Wed Jun 14, 2006 7:58 pm

I share my birthday with Demi Moore (not the year). I wish that weren't all.
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Postby hippietrekx » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:35 am

I jumped on a couch! Am I a scientoligist?
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Postby Мастер » Thu Jun 15, 2006 4:42 am

How many points do you get for being a scientologist?
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Postby Enzo » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:08 am

You get points on your second mortgage to pay for the membership.
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Postby teri tait » Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:39 am

hippietrekx wrote:I jumped on a couch! Am I a scientoligist?


This is a misconception often found in today's society. A true Scientologist not only jumps on a couch, they do it on national television while proclaiming undying love to their third or fourth lifemate.

With a little practice and two or three marriages under your belt, you too can be a Scientologist!
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Postby Мастер » Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:53 am

What are the benefits of being a scientologist (besides jumping on sofas)?
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Postby pumpkinpie » Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:57 pm

How many points on your license do you get for hitting a pedestrian Scientologist?
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Postby Lonewulf » Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:16 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:What are the benefits of being a scientologist (besides jumping on sofas)?


Getting to join the Sea Org! On the contract you sign, it basically says (summarized... though there's not a whole lot to summarize...)

"You're our bitch for a billion years. Hope you love the afterlife!"
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Postby Мастер » Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:26 pm

Lonewulf wrote:Getting to join the Sea Org! On the contract you sign, it basically says (summarized... though there's not a whole lot to summarize...)

"You're our bitch for a billion years. Hope you love the afterlife!"


Hmm. Are there any disadvantages?
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Postby teri tait » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:25 pm

Wow, it sounds like selling your soul to the devil. They own you for a billion years?!? :shock:
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Postby Мастер » Thu Jun 15, 2006 8:26 pm

teri tait wrote:Wow, it sounds like selling your soul to the devil. They own you for a billion years?!? :shock:


Heh heh, if they get me for a billion years, I'll really have fleeced them. . .
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Postby hippietrekx » Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:07 am

What's up with celebrities being Scientologists?
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Re: GAME: Scientologist

Postby St. Jimmy » Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:19 am

Lance wrote:You're a Scientologist!


I had no idea....Thanks for informing me Llance! Now I can gett my focus on what it needs to be on...like jumping on couches.
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Postby Enzo » Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:52 am

They have piles of extra money and don't care that Scientology is a process designed to collect as much money from you as it can.
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Postby Lance » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:37 pm

How do you know that, Enzo?

YOU must be a Scientologist!
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Postby Мастер » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:57 pm

I've been wondering about Enzo. . .
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Postby Dragon Star » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:59 pm

I should have expected this...

What do we do with Enzo now?
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Postby Lance » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:27 pm

Well, keep him off the couches, for one thing.
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Postby Dragon Star » Tue Jun 27, 2006 6:29 pm

And Oprah...
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:52 am

Scientoligists get on Oprah? :P
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Postby Dragon Star » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:02 am

Yea, Tom certainly had some contact with Oprah while he was bouncing over her like a monkey.
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