Illuminati-R-Us

by **hippietrekx** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:21 am

Dragon Star wrote:*Throws away all my prescription drugs*

*consequently goes crazy*

Hmmm.... so THAT'S old Tommy's problem...

by **Dragon Star** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:24 am

*rams head into a car door*

Help me!

*goes into convulsions*

by **hippietrekx** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:30 am

*Pokes the Dragon with a long stick*

*giggles*

by **Dragon Star** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:34 am

Hey! STOP THAT! MY EYE!

*Continues to flop around like a fish*

by **hippietrekx** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:43 am

*Hits the convusing Dragon in the crotch with a baseball bat*

Hey, now you're just like Jimmy!

by **Dragon Star** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:46 am

HA! Dragon genitalia aren't exposed until needed!

*spits a slimy mucus all over hippie, while loosing more muscle control*

by **hippietrekx** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:52 am

*Finds a cheap pole dancer for the Dragon to watch, and then hits him in the crotch*

*Wipes goo off and finds it makes a nice conditioner*

*thus continues to hit the Dragon until more goo comes out*

by **Dragon Star** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:57 am

*continues to twitch a little*

Thanks, I needed that.

by **hippietrekx** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:00 am

Got your scientologist demons out, now?

by **Dragon Star** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:04 am

Yea, I think so

*twitch*

by **hippietrekx** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:05 am

hey... um... those aren't contagious are they? :shock:

by **Dragon Star** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:16 am

Nope, turns out my shrink gave me the placebo to drain me of my money for fake pills.

Sonofabitch...

by **hippietrekx** » Thu Jul 06, 2006 5:39 am

Aww, poor dragon. You've gotta look out for them thar quacks.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sat Jul 08, 2006 6:28 pm

Umm I haven't posted to this thread yet so I thought I should say something like...I don't know... I'm a scientologist...

by **St. Jimmy** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:27 pm

hippietrekx wrote:*Finds a cheap pole dancer for the Dragon to watch, and then hits him in the crotch*

*Wipes goo off and finds it makes a nice conditioner*

*thus continues to hit the Dragon until more goo comes out*

hippie, look at the order you posted that in! :glp-1rof1:

by **Dragon Star** » Sun Jul 09, 2006 9:20 pm

St. Jimmy wrote:
hippietrekx wrote:*Finds a cheap pole dancer for the Dragon to watch, and then hits him in the crotch*

*Wipes goo off and finds it makes a nice conditioner*

*thus continues to hit the Dragon until more goo comes out*

hippie, look at the order you posted that in!

Don't you know she did that on purpose? :roll:

Dammit Jimmy, keep up man! :D

by **hippietrekx** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:03 am

Actually... I *didn't* think about that! D'oh!

I guess that makes me a Scientologist. Where's Oprah?

by **St. Jimmy** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:35 am

Dragon Star wrote:
St. Jimmy wrote:
hippietrekx wrote:*Finds a cheap pole dancer for the Dragon to watch, and then hits him in the crotch*

*Wipes goo off and finds it makes a nice conditioner*

*thus continues to hit the Dragon until more goo comes out*

hippie, look at the order you posted that in!

Don't you know she did that on purpose? Dammit Jimmy, keep up man! :D

Trust me, DS, I know when she does and doesn't do something on purpose. :P

by **hippietrekx** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:39 am

Geeze, Jimmitologist, are you horny or something right now, because your recent posts say so.

Either that you're in a really silly mood...

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:08 am

I know Jimmy, but I was trying to get her to play along and make you look like a dumbass.

And hippie, of course he is horny, what the hell kind of question is that? :P

by **hippietrekx** » Mon Jul 10, 2006 5:10 am

Dragon Star wrote:And hippie, of course he is horny, what the hell kind of question is that? :P

Well, I meant more than normal...

--hippie

by **St. Jimmy** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:02 am

hippietrekx wrote:Geeze, Jimmitologist, are you horny or something right now, because your recent posts say so.

Either that you're in a really silly mood...

Every guy is at least slightly horny at all times. So saying I was just in a silly mood would be a lie. So I am going to go with BOTH.

by **Dragon Star** » Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:29 am

hippietrekx wrote:Actually... I *didn't* think about that! D'oh!

I guess that makes me a Scientologist. Where's Oprah?

Probably out on the street giving poor people new cars.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Wed Jul 12, 2006 5:54 pm

Have you ever seen her house in Chicago?

by **Dragon Star** » Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:52 pm

No, is it covered with bouncing scientologists?

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