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Postby Arneb » Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:28 pm

troubleagain wrote:He does, but now he's so energetic he drives Daddy crazy. ;)


Which is exactly what he was doing to Herself this weekend, daddy being away teaching ultrasound.

hippie -
You haven't. In a week :(

I wish I would shed the fever inherited from my son.
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Postby troubleagain » Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:34 pm

You do, but now you have hypothermia!

I wish I'd quit having these headaches.
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Postby Arneb » Tue Mar 17, 2009 8:09 pm

You forget them when the tinnitus sets in.

I wish I could do a little more astronomy.
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Postby hippietrekx » Mon Mar 23, 2009 8:01 pm

You do, but break a $10,000 telescope in the process...

I wish I didn't have an exam tonight.
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Postby troubleagain » Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:30 pm

You don't. It's THREE exams, tomorrow.

I wish my landscaping/gardening were already in place.
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Postby Arneb » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:00 pm

It is. Unchanging. Perfect forever. You can stop gardening now, for good.


I wish the young 'uns would take advice I give them regarding ultrasound.
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Postby troubleagain » Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:54 pm

They do, but stop taking other advice (what's your advice?)

I wish I could lose 15 lbs. and be fit without any effort. ;)
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Postby Arneb » Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:07 pm

You are. Fitness is relative, though, and when they palpate your thyroid, you want to have kept the 15 lb.

I wish they would take any advice from me. Heck. I want them to OBEY!
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Postby troubleagain » Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:44 pm

They do OBEY. Too well. Now you have a massive army of people who do absolutely nothing without your instructions.

I wish I had a Coke Zero right now....
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Postby Arneb » Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:03 pm

You do. On the last sip you notice that someone exchanged the labels and surreptitiously smuggled 600 kcal into your diet.

I wish they would think for themselves sometimes. ](*,)
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Postby troubleagain » Fri Mar 27, 2009 2:07 pm

They do, but their thinking is STILL substandard and inadequate.

I wish we'd have a nice pleasant rainy day Sunday.
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Postby KLA2 » Sun Mar 29, 2009 7:30 pm

It does, but the radio keeps playing "MacArthur Park" ... the Richard Harris version ... over, and over, and over ...

I wish "Freedom 55" was a reality, rather than an advertising slogan.
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Postby Arneb » Sun Mar 29, 2009 9:03 pm

It is. All above the age of 55 are now free from work.

I wish we could get our argument across to those passive-aggressive idiots at the local government office.
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Postby hippietrekx » Mon Mar 30, 2009 1:37 am

You do. But then they ignore you.

I wish I were napping.
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Postby troubleagain » Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:14 pm

You are, for the next week--missing classes and all.

I wish I had more time to be creative.
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Postby Arneb » Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:33 pm

You are, creating the most astonishing new garden plants. Unfortunately, Himself gets himself eaten by one of them.

I wish the passive-agressive idiots at the government office would just COMPLY with us.
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Postby troubleagain » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:10 pm

They do. Once. And only once.

I wish Himself hadn't been eaten by my garden...
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Postby KLA2 » Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:43 pm

He was not. In an amazing comeback, he eats your garden, instead.

I wish I would win the lottery.

{Yakoff Smirnoff/ In Russia, the lottery wins you! /off} :lol:
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Wed Apr 15, 2009 2:56 pm

you do. The govt. takes taxes off of it and you are left with $3.25.

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Postby St. Jimmy » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:27 pm

You are, but you have leprosy, the bubonic plague, and a flesh eating virus, so nobody want to buy your products.

I wish I could come up with an uncorruptable wish.
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Postby Lance » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:49 pm

St. Jimmy wrote:I wish I could come up with an uncorruptable wish.

You do.
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Postby troubleagain » Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:21 pm

I wish Jimmy hadn't come up with an uncorruptable wish.
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Postby KLA2 » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:51 pm

Lance wrote:
St. Jimmy wrote:I wish I could come up with an uncorruptable wish.

You do.


:=D: :=D: Good one, Lance.



I wish Jimmy hadn't come up with an uncorruptable wish.


The purity of your wish exposes the corruption in his seemingly incorruptable wish, thereby forever corrupting it.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner ...
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Postby Lance » Tue Apr 21, 2009 11:24 am

You become a hot dog, suffer the gnashing of teeth along your entire self and are then gone for ever. Well, you do reappear in a day or so. You are similarly shaped but have a different texture and aroma.

I wish KLA2 hadn't skipped T/A's wish.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:11 am

He didn't and it looks as if he never did. So now you just look like an idiot. Fail.

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