by Lance » Mon Dec 18, 2006 5:03 pm
With the recent departure of Candy, UA now becomes the best airline in the world. It is the envy of all other air carriers everywhere, always arriving EARLY and with more luggage than you started with. But you can't fly them. You were barred for life for wearing a T shirt with Arabic text on it.
I wish all the stores weren't so busy with Christmas shoppers when all I need is a new hard drive.
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