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Postby troubleagain » Sun May 13, 2007 9:01 pm

You do, but the postal rate changed, the envelope's the wrong size, the bologna is fat-free, the plastic bag has a hole in it, and the mailbox is sitting over a shred bin.


I wish I could take a nap.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Sun May 13, 2007 9:14 pm

you do in 25 years

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Postby MM_Dandy » Tue May 15, 2007 6:25 pm

You no longer find the internet addicting...because you have fallen into a coma.

I wish that my head would stop hurting.
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Postby troubleagain » Wed May 16, 2007 12:09 am

It does, but then both feet start to hurt with equal pain.

I wish my team would act like grown-ups.
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Postby Arneb » Wed May 16, 2007 12:38 am

They do, and promptly start mobbing you out of it.

I wish my exam today had been better.
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Postby pmcolt » Fri May 18, 2007 4:38 am

It was much better... in the sense that it was more comprehensive and a greater challenge to your knowledge and intelligence.

I wish this poison ivy rash on my ankle would go away.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Fri May 18, 2007 5:17 pm

Your rash is gone, along with your skin (ewww).


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Postby hippietrekx » Fri May 18, 2007 7:28 pm

You do, but then we call you a Candy-Ass and you're magically transformed into a head-case that's butt-naked.

I wish I didn't use hypenated words so much.
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Postby pmcolt » Fri May 18, 2007 11:18 pm

The hyphen key on your keyboard gets stuck and stops working, along with the zero key, the plus key, backspace, letter p, and left curly brace. You're left unable to use hyphenated words, perform arithmetic without the numpad, or code in any C-style language without great inconvenience.

I wish I had something fun to do this weekend.
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Postby hippietrekx » Sat May 19, 2007 3:51 pm

She leaves you on Monday.

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Postby troubleagain » Sat May 19, 2007 11:54 pm

You do, but you sleep through graduation.

I wish I could do something nice for my husband.
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Postby pmcolt » Sun May 20, 2007 6:28 am

You do something nice, but immediately afterwards he is hit by a stray, mistuned mind-control satellite beam and suffers amnesia as a result.

I wish I'd remember to finish watching this "Star Trek:TAS" DVD set I bought awhile back.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Mon May 21, 2007 4:49 pm

You begin the watch them but all of a sudden your entire entertainment system explodes. OH NO! You had 3 payments left on the dvd player and direct tv has been chargeing you for the tivo that you don't have. After months of bills and repaying everything you finally have a new setup. You finally are ready to watch your movies because you have the state of the art technology in front of you that could never mess up your precious star trek....but wait, where did the movies go. The dog ate them.

I wish it was exactly one year ago.
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Postby troubleagain » Mon May 21, 2007 6:03 pm

It is, but you still don't know now what you didn't know then.

I wish we had the money to go away for a long weekend.
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Postby pmcolt » Tue May 22, 2007 2:15 am

A wealthy uncle that you never knew about just died and left you a fortune, provided that you spend one night in his haunted mansion in Hungary.

I wish pi were exactly three.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Tue May 22, 2007 11:49 am

...and the same thing happens as if you saw god...the universe explodes

I wish the universe were round.
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Postby troubleagain » Tue May 22, 2007 1:33 pm

It is, but it keeps rolling under God's sofa and getting lost.

I wish I had a big house and yard.
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Postby hippietrekx » Thu May 24, 2007 4:21 am

They're round too, and roll away.

I wish I had some more money for my disney trip.
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Postby pmcolt » Thu May 24, 2007 2:56 pm

You win the lottery, and not even your Disney trip is enough to get away from all of the never-before-seen relatives coming out of the woodwork.

I wish I had a stylish aluminum foil hat.
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Postby troubleagain » Thu May 24, 2007 5:05 pm

You do, but it doesn't STOP THE MIND-CONTROL RAYS!

I wish it was 5pm already.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Thu May 24, 2007 5:58 pm

It is...in the Bermuda Triangle.

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Postby pmcolt » Fri May 25, 2007 1:00 am

Everyone starts worshipping you, and then FSM gets really annoyed at you and stops coming to your parties.

I wish I were omniscient.
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Postby troubleagain » Fri May 25, 2007 1:03 am

You are, but you go crazy(er) from the mental strain of knowing it all.

I wish I hadn't eaten so much dinner.
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Postby hippietrekx » Fri May 25, 2007 3:56 am

You didn't eat at all.

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Postby MM_Dandy » Fri May 25, 2007 2:27 pm

You can, but then you fly too close to the Sun, which melts the wax holding the feathers to your wings, which causes them to fall off, which forces you to make a crash landing in the remote jungles of the Amazon. Later, an episode of I Shouldn't be Alive chronicles your harrowing adventure.


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