Illuminati-R-Us

by **Dragon Star** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:37 am

Ok, and you abducted to the mother-ship where they probe your entire body for days on end.

I wish I could meet a ET.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:40 am

Fine you rthe little boy from the movie!!! and you have a large cut on your finger...gees...so needy :? :D

I wish i could meet House?(uggh houseeeee)

by **Dragon Star** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:47 am

Fine, you meet him, 3 him, and find out he doesn't have one.

I wish I could see the look on moose's face if that actually happened.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:52 am

i literally gasped when you typed that...i would sooo hit you if i could see you right now, you have no Idea, I'm tellin Jimmy.
And you don't see it because your wish teleports you to some other Moose.

i wish I had awesome super powers.

by **Dragon Star** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:01 am

(I knew you would like that one :P )

Granted, but the awesome sticker falls off and you find out the powers suck.

I wish Jimmy would hurry back so moose can tell him what I said.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:06 am

well he's not here yet and i'll just PM him so he has something to look forward to when he gets back.

I wish i were drawing a picture that would turn out good.

by **umop ap!sdn** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:24 am

OK, it would turn out good... if only your pencil had more lead.

I wish Monty Python were on more than once a week.

by **Dragon Star** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:27 am

Ok, but it is then moved to a channel that you don't get.

I wish I could sleep on command.

by **pmcolt** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 5:59 am

As soon as you fall asleep, hippie gets back.

I wish summer were over so I could get back to classes.

by **umop ap!sdn** » Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:28 am

Dragon Star wrote:Ok, but it is then moved to a channel that you don't get.

Heh, that's kinda what happened with Futurama. #-o

pmcolt, summer is over but the weather turns unseasonably cold and you have to walk to class in the snow, uphill, both ways.

I wish work didn't get in the way of spending all my time on message boards.

by **Dragon Star** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 1:36 am

It turns out you loose your job, and have all the time you need, but then run out of money and you have to sell your computer to a pawn shop for $20.

I wish I could die peacefully in my sleep...

by **hippietrekx** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:03 am

Granted, but you fell asleep driving, and everyone else in the car wasn't so peaceful.

I wish my ISP wouldn't shut off my service for updates on a WEEKEND...

by **pmcolt** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 5:34 am

Granted! *clap clap* Your ISP now undergoes a nightly outage for maintenance and updates, scheduling it for exactly the time that you're online.

I wish I were waking up next to some cute young femme in the morning.

by **umop ap!sdn** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 8:01 am

You are, but she's a succubus.

I wish I didn't require any sleep at all, but could still take naps when I feel like relaxing.

by **Lance** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:07 pm

Granted, but your naps are always a week long and over all the good holidays.

I wish I wasn't so damn depressed.

by **Dragon Star** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:39 pm

Granted, you take a one week break from IRU. :lol:

I wish I had the ability to manifest...

by **pmcolt** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:29 pm

You manifest. As a fluffy pink bunny rabbit.

I wish I were rich enough to be able to donate 30+ gigabucks to charity and not have it change my lifestyle.

by **Dragon Star** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:18 pm

Granted, then someone hold someone you love dearly ransom for 30 "gigabucks".

I wish I were an Oscar Myer weenier...

by **Lance** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:29 pm

Dragon Star wrote:I wish I were an Oscar Myer weenier...

I don't understand your request? Is it just a change of brand you want?

by **Dragon Star** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:42 pm

Asshole!

by **Lance** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:45 pm

Thank you!

Okay, you're an Oscar Mayer weiner, and you get stuck in a real sticky, stinkey bun, with ketchup.

I wish so many women would stop throwing themselves at me.

by **Dragon Star** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:47 pm

Granted, I turned that giant sling-shot off. :P :lol:

I wish grass would cut it's self...

by **teri tait** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 3:55 am

Your grass cuts itself quite well. Unfortunately the carnage from overzealous grass self-mutilating causes your entire lawn to die. The brown disgusting lawn cause your neighbors to ostracize you and your family. You can't get a hello in your neighborhood from anyone, even the crazy cat lady at the corner house avoids you.

I wish I had my own tropical island.

by **hippietrekx** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:00 am

Granted, but that Giant Fricken' Spider from LOTR that packaged Frodo lives on it, too.

I wish I had something to read.

by **Dragon Star** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:00 am

Granted, but it's so small that you can hold your breath, walk to the other side, and then exhale with the same air.

I wish gas was cheap

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