The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

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Postby KLA2 » Fri Dec 03, 2010 3:18 am

D'Oh #-o

I wish I could tell my wish, but if I tell it, it will not come true.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Fri Dec 03, 2010 6:25 pm

You didn't tell your wish and somebody doesn't corrupt it so it would have come true given you gave a wish.

I wish the corrupt a wish game would go worldwide, stimulating the minds of whomever wishes to ruin others wishes.
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Postby Мастер » Wed Dec 08, 2010 4:51 pm

It does, and you discover that you are the most fanatasized-over person for those inclined to corrupt others' wishes.

I wish I could become a resident of the country I am in right now.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Thu Dec 09, 2010 4:46 pm

you do and then you get a work order that puts you out of the country for 10 years.

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Postby Мастер » Mon Jan 03, 2011 4:05 pm

You don't know. After the lightening strike took out the television and all other electronic appliances in your home, and knocked out the garage door opener with the car still inside, you have no way of receiving any news about anything at all.

I wish I didn't have a cold.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:19 pm

You don't have a cold, just a very large monster with 15 eyes, green fur, and long claws attached to your head.

I wish the monster was friendly.
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Postby Мастер » Fri Jan 14, 2011 3:26 am

The monster is friendly, and obedient too. It does whatever I tell it, including attack the person who corrupted my wish.

I wish Lt. Moosedom would post more often.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:22 pm

I do, but then I'm the only one to answer my posts.

I wish I wasn't going to be so lonely.
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Postby Мастер » Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:38 pm

You aren't lonely at all. The 75 loud obnoxious whining people surrounding you are a constant reminder that you are not alone.

I wish the retarded monkey from another branch office weren't visiting next week.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:54 am

It doesn't because it is one of the annoying whining people keeping me happy and occupied.

I wish my tuition were paid.
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Postby Мастер » Sat Jan 22, 2011 3:17 am

Your tuition is paid, by Goodfellas EZ Credit, an Unimited Liability (for you) Corporation.

I hope Lt. Moosedoom keeps her new creditors happy.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Sat Jan 22, 2011 3:31 am

I do, but for some reason Lance comes up missing....

I wish Lance was found.
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Postby KLA2 » Sat Jan 22, 2011 4:17 am

You find him, but he needs a shower and a dozen cups of coffee before he is ready to post ... :lol:

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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:26 am

It is, and you suffer from terrible headaches.

I wish you would watch the movie Tangled.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:56 pm

He does, but becomes hopelessly obsessed with the Tangled fantasy world (ala Avatar). Sadly, it takes years of intense therapy to bring KLA2 back to reality.

I wish for nice weather (above freezing) here soon.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:24 pm

The weather is Dandy, but the rapid change in temperature caused you to be infested with Spattergroit.

I wish it wasn't so contagious.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Thu Jan 27, 2011 4:52 pm

The wizards at Hogwart's conjure up a vaccine which renders Spattergroit incontagious - however, it also makes you imaginary.

I wish I had packed a lunch for today.
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Postby KLA2 » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:36 am

You did, but forgot your lubchbag.

I wish I had those monkey butlers.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:04 am

Really? I mean, doesn't that wish corrupt itself? Monkeys fling their poo.

I really wish I had packed a lunch but forgot to bring it. That way, I wouldn't have to pack a lunch for tomorrow.
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Postby Мастер » Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:29 am

You did. Except tomorrow is Saturday, and by Monday, it has gone bad.

I wish scientists would discover a new life form in MM Dandy's spoiled lunch.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Sat Jan 29, 2011 7:36 am

They do, they call it call it mactep.

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Postby KLA2 » Tue Feb 01, 2011 3:11 am

It is, in your TV. Unfortunately, you cannot get it out to see it.

I wish the major snowfall coming tomorrow would fall elsewhere.
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Postby Мастер » Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:12 pm

It does - it falls in Quebec City, sending hordes of French separatist refugees to Burlington, Ontario. They settle permanently, Ontario becomes a French majority province, secedes from Canada, and makes French the official language.

I wish KLA2 spoke French better.

<Assuming here KLA2 does not speak French, or at least not very well, but I don't know that for sure.>
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Wed Feb 02, 2011 7:35 pm

He does. It's his only fluent language actually. But then all the French people are pushed out by big strong America after the Canadians who dislike the French language offer us all of their moosy Services.

I wish he could speak english again. :(
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Postby Мастер » Sun Feb 20, 2011 3:57 pm

KLA2 can speak English again, and sounds like Arnold Schwarzenegger while doing so.

I wish Moose's job didn't involve listening to KLA2's Schwarzenegger English all day long.
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