The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

[ockopuss]

It drops .05% per year.
You, however get your pay cut 40% tomorrow.


I wish I had a college degree.

[KLA2]

You do. Unfortunately it is from Moosylvania U.
http://flyingmoose.org/moose/moose.htm

I wish I could just rest tomorrow rather than doing yard work.

[St. Jimmy]

you do, but the city fines you $3000 for multiple infraction of city statutes.

I wish I didn't have to spend money on new tires for a vehicle I'm gonna be done driving in less than a year...

[Capt. Moosedoom]

you don't buy new tires but bill thompson comes and slashes your tires.

I wish that i get a lot of mural done today.

[KLA2]

You do, but it rots away (mural decay)

I wish I could sleep until noon tomorrow

[Capt. Moosedoom]

you do...and miss your opportunity at buying the 30 million dollar winning lottery ticket.

I wish I knew how to apply snaps

[KLA2]

You do, but with eight arms and no hands, your husband cannot un-apply them, making for a dismal honeymoon.

I wish my home had fewer trees that block my view of the horizion.

[Capt. Moosedoom]

you do, and you see a beautiful landscape . Then a large corporate building in built in that space.

I wish life wasn't a bitch like that.:D

[KLA2]

It isn't, it's a birch

I wish I could canoodle in a canoe, made of yew, in the foggy foggy dew. (Don't you?)

[Capt. Moosedoom]

You do, but since your drunk, she's has a unibrow and weighs 300 lbs.

I wish I could get my painting done by friday night.

[KLA2]

You do, but the rest of the Sistine Chaple roof awaits ...

I wish my wife would stop home renovation projects.

[pmcolt]

She does, and soon "Life After People" comes to film some stock footage on your property.

I wish I could travel back in time.

[KLA2]

You do. Over and over. Smile for the groundhog!

I wish I had a nuclear fusion powered car.

[Capt. Moosedoom]

youdo, and die of immense ammount of radiation that there was no disclaimer about.

I wish i could watch Groundhogs Day.

[KLA2]

You rent the DVD. But every time it ends, it skips back to the beginning. Over and over and ...

I wish I had a nuclear fusion powered car.

{are you TERRIFIED? }

[Capt. Moosedoom]

(I love your CORRUPTION.)

You do but you crash it when you are test driving it. You had no insurane to cover it.

I wish I could have gone home for zombie walk this year. (WE are the record holder and no place around where I live now gets even close to their turn out)

[Мастер]

You do go home for zombie walk, only to find the zombies got there first.

I wish Moose had avoided the zombies.

[KLA2]

She didn't, and now is hungry and hunting for ... BRAINS!

I wish for Mactep's sake he didn't seem to have the biggest bestest brain on this board ...

[Мастер]

He doesn't. The truth comes out.

I wish KLA2 wouldn't keep repeating Kill all humans in his sleep.

[KLA2]

Giant robots do not sleep. Be very afraid.

I wish folks saw my avatar for what it really represents.

[Capt. Moosedoom]

(people don't?) They do and take it as an insult

I wish I had had more opportunities in school to go to cool places.

[KLA2]

You now do. Your next assignment: antarctic survival.

I wish my wishes would come true.

[St. Jimmy]

They come true, 5000 years after you make them.

I wish a muffler and exhaust pipe weren't so expensive.

[KLA2]

You get them, installed, for free. :D

Unfortunately, they come attached to a new car, sticker price $30,000. :(

[Мастер]

I wish KLA2 had left a wish.