by MM_Dandy » Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:23 pm
Your stipend check comes in the mail this very day, and better yet, you see that there's an error in your favor! You pay off your student loans, buy yourself a car, and invite all your friends over for a party. While your dancing with the cutest boy, there's a knock at the door. Who could it be, you wonder? You open the door to find a nervous balding man with glasses that pinch his nose. "pmcolt is here!" you think. The man asks you "Are you hippietrekx?" and you say "You bet!" and he says "Mr. Pane, Internal Revenue Service."
I wish today would be tomorrow.