Illuminati-R-Us

by **St. Jimmy** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:29 pm

Ronoh. Wish successfully corrupted. Mwwuuhahahaha!

I wish I coulda got a real kiss and not a chocolate one.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:23 pm

neeeeeevererrrrr agaaiannnnnnnn aahhhhh!!!!

I wish my kitty was a better mommy..

by **St. Jimmy** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:04 am

Your kitty is now such a good mommy that she can see all her newborn babbies are going to be evil bad rotten kitties, so she eats all of them so that nobody can think of the kitties as bad.

I wish I could meet Dragon Star before the end of this year.

by **Мастер** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:11 am

You do, and discover he is a 45 year old guy who goes trolling for teenagers on the internet.

I wish I hadn't said that.

by **St. Jimmy** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 3:34 am

You didn't, but your other personality Khrushchev's Shoe did.

I wish KOS didn't have Disociative Identity Disorder.

by **hippietrekx** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 4:58 am

He's just bi-polar.

I wish I had someone other than KC to talk to on MSN...

by **St. Jimmy** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 6:57 pm

Have fun chatting it up with BT!

I wish I had the grades to become a psychologist....

by **hippietrekx** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:09 pm

You do but become Charles Manson instead.

I wish I had some pop...

by **umop ap!sdn** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:27 pm

You have a mix tape of several of the less catchy tracks by various best selling contemporary artists.

I wish we were having roast beef tonight (to put in a pita with tzatziki) instead of grinding it up to make icky hamburg.

by **St. Jimmy** » Sun Feb 18, 2007 7:47 pm

Ok but the roast beef is 6 weeks old.

I wish I owned every Nicholas Cage movie.

by **umop ap!sdn** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:35 am

You do, on Beta, and every Beta player within a 100 mile radius suddenly goes on the blink.

I wish Brat Kitten wouldn't avoid me all the time.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:49 am

ok your skulls are attached

I wish my piggy bank didn't break.

by **troubleagain** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:43 pm

It doesn't, but you can't get the money out either.

I wish I had a chocolate bar.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:49 pm

it has nuts and I say your'e alergic

I wish I had an energy drink

by **hippietrekx** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:39 am

It's that RockStar stuff that tastes like Wine Coolers and then you try the wine (it's delicious?) and become and alcoholic.

I wish moose wouldn't drink so heavily.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sun Mar 04, 2007 5:25 pm

i drink water heavily and piss alot..You happy?

I wish the = button wan't so close to the backspace button.

by **troubleagain** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 12:48 am

It isn't. Now it's waaaay up there beside the ~ button.

I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday.

by **Lance** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 2:57 pm

Tomorrow is Tuesday. You missed Monday entirely and so weren;t able to turn in an important assignment on time. You fail your science courses and are no longer able to attend U of M.

I wish I were 20 years younger.

by **Мастер** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:32 pm

You are, because your birthday was Feb 29 and comes only once every 1461 days. So measured in days, you're quite a bit older than you are now.

I wish Lance hadn't corrupted troubleagain's wish as if she were hippie.

by **Lance** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:25 pm

<oops>

by **troubleagain** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:57 pm

Khrushchev's Other Shoe wrote:I wish Lance hadn't corrupted troubleagain's wish as if she were hippie.

He didn't. By some awful twist of fate, you and I are both back in school. :shock:

I wish I had something better for lunch than this soup.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:03 pm

you had an orgasm instead and your mother walks in and ruins it.

I wish I could play youtube at school.

by **troubleagain** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 3:54 pm

You can play youtube at school, but you get caught watching videos of boybands by your coolest friends, and razzed unmercifully about it.

I wish I had a better gym to go to.

by **pmcolt** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:44 pm

A new gym opens up nearby. It has weight rooms, aerobic classes, exercise machines of all types and descriptions, and an indoor track. It even accepts transfer memberships from your current gym. But they also broadcast subliminal messages 24-7 in an attempt to brainwash you into joining a cult that worships camels and believes in celibacy, poverty, and daily karaoke contests.

I wish I could find a freakin' job around here.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Sun May 13, 2007 8:10 pm

you work as the crazy guy who picks up cans randomly around town, then get fired.(that seriously happened here for a while, then he got rehired though, you don't)

I wish i had a stamp, envelope, balogna sandwich, plastic bag, and mailbox.

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