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Game: The Corrupt-a-wish Game

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:45 am
by The Atomic Monkey
Quite simple. The poster aboves you posts a wish, and you grant it, but you must corrupt it someway. Then you post your wish.

I wish I had a million dollars.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:34 am
by Enzo
OK, here's your million dollars, but they are play money, and they are over in the GAMES section where this should have been posted.


I wish the girl in the produce section at Kroger would bend over like that again.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:38 am
by Мастер
She will bend over, and that's when you'll realize she's not really a girl.

I wish Linux and BSD would become more popular than Windows.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:19 am
by Enzo
OK, they will, but it will be a federally regulated protocol, which of course will screw it up for everyone.


I wish I could see Lisa Simpson in ten years after her career falls apart and she turns to making hard core films (which she does with mathematical precision).

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 2:53 pm
by Lance
You will discover that she was a slut-at-heart all along and actually enjoys it.

I wish I could get a good New York style pizza in the Chicago area.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:35 pm
by Мастер
You will, but will then promptly find a job in New York, and discover there is no good Chicago-style pizza there.

I wish I could find a good Chicago-style pizza in the New York area.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:21 pm
by MM_Dandy
Granted. Too bad, though, they don't serve cheshire cats, bigfoots, or dead socialists.

I wish that I had the power of controlled flight.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:40 pm
by St. Jimmy
You'll get that, but you'll also gain gigantic wings and not be able to enter anybbuilding and must now live outdoors.

I wish the voices in hippie's head would shut up so that SHe would date me.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 11:35 pm
by Capt. Moosedoom
ok the gay guy and the straight one move out but then preppy chicks move in that are crazy and eill kill you in your sleep...by a blunt sword by the way.

I wish I had a squeeky moose like in the picture.
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:45 am
by St. Jimmy
sure, but little do you know that the "squeeky moose" is homicidal and will kill you in your sleep.

I wish that Candy would no longer be a physco bitch.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:56 am
by umop ap!sdn
She goes on to found PhysCo Laboratory Supplies and then the company gets bought out in a hostile takeover.

I wish customers wouldn't keep me at work past closing time.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:11 am
by Мастер
They will no longer do so. They'll page you with after-hours emergencies instead.

I wish the guy who sells European newspapers in Times Square wouldn't charge 8 USD for a paper that costs 1,5 euros in Europe. . .

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:29 am
by hippietrekx
Okay, he charges $3, but homeless guys used them as underewear the night before.

I wish all those little wispy clouds would go away for tonight.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:32 am
by St. Jimmy
alright but some gigantic thunderhead coulds move in making it impossible to stargaze.

I wish the voices that make fun of me in my head were gone.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:35 am
by hippietrekx
Ok, but now the Lazy and Apathetic God has decided to move in on the empty real-estate and use your brain as base-camp.

I wish I could sleep for 8 hours in a row, for just ONE night...

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:40 am
by St. Jimmy
Ok, but you'll never sleep again after that night.

I wish that I could get rid of the ugly scars on my arm.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:53 am
by hippietrekx
Granted, but now you don't have an arm! :shock:

I wish I could go to the moon for REAL.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:05 am
by St. Jimmy
alright but its filled with preppy alein teenagers resembling everyone you hate.

I wish that I could know the meaning of life.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:09 am
by hippietrekx
You get to know if you die.

I wish I had skin that didn't tan so easliy.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:16 am
by Capt. Moosedoom
Ok fine you'll be pale all your life, making people think you're goth and you wont be able to get a job at the hair salon in Chicago that pays 25 bucks an hour.

I wish I could draw better.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:18 am
by hippietrekx
Okay, but now all you draw are sunsets and other such moosy-squooshy sterotypical romantic scenes!

I wish my hair were longer, again.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:24 am
by St. Jimmy
Alright, but it gets super brittle and has split ends everywhere, and noone likes your hair.

I wish I looke like obi-wann...

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:39 am
by hippietrekx
Ok, but you have to evaporate in four days.

I wish I had some mint chocolate chip ice cream.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:42 am
by St. Jimmy
Ok, but after you put it in your mouth it disapears.

I wish I had every Star Wars Item in the world.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:44 am
by hippietrekx
Ok, but you can't have the Death Star 'cause it EXPLODED!

I wish I could watch the Jamal the Ducky cartoon right now!