Illuminati-R-Us

by **hippietrekx** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 4:30 am

Ok, but GwenAnn Stevens, your new, cheap girlfriend cheats on you.

I wish someone would ask me something like that in real-life.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Thu Jun 29, 2006 6:22 am

ya sure whatever, like that's gonna happen.

I wish you could go to the movies without your mother on FRIDAY.

by **hippietrekx** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:21 am

I do, then you explode.

I wish Moose/14 would leave me alone about going to movies all the time... grr...

by **pmcolt** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:28 am

Done. But it turns out that string theory is partly correct, and the universe is entirely composed of submicroscopic strings which vibrate in tune with the constant, incessant sound of Moose's voice. When it stops, all of existence is erased.

by **hippietrekx** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:29 am

I wish pmcolt had remembered to make a wish.

by **Dragon Star** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:32 am

Granted, but it's invisible

I wish my cell-phone had service in my house...

by **hippietrekx** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:33 am

Okay, but now you talk on it so much, it becomes a permanant fixture of your face.

I wish I could watch Monty Python movies right now.

by **pmcolt** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:39 am

You have to watch them with that rude guy that's in every movie theatre. He invites himself over for some reason.

I wish my wishes weren't all invisible.

by **Dragon Star** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:43 am

Granted, that one wasn't :P

I wish I had a PS3...

by **hippietrekx** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:44 am

They aren't. Instead, they explode and make us blind.

I wish my kitty would wake up so I could pet her.

by **pmcolt** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:47 am

She wakes up. You pet her, and a genie pops out of her and offers to grant you three wishes...

...

...

...

OF DOOM!!!

I wish I could've come up with something better than that.

by **hippietrekx** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 4:47 am

You do. But I don't laugh as hard.

I wish I had a wish of Doom.

by **pmcolt** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 3:44 pm

You do, but then Moose gets a wish of Quake.

I wish I had a sense of direction good enough that I could actually find my way out of a paper bag.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Fri Jun 30, 2006 5:02 pm

You'll make your way out of the paper bag and find out that your an ant.

I wish for a pop-tart that isn't defective.

by **umop ap!sdn** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 4:31 pm

You find such a pop tart, but it's the last one of the last batch they made before going New and Improved (TM) (and defective) and the expiration date is in one week.

I wish my cats could learn to spray air freshener after they're done using the litter box.

by **Lance** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 5:13 pm

Your cats learn how to use air freshener, then decide they don't like how YOU smell, either, so they chase you with cans of Glade all day long.

I wish I had a good recipe for Southwestern Pasta.

by **umop ap!sdn** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 7:54 pm

Lance wrote:Your cats learn how to use air freshener, then decide they don't like how YOU smell, either, so they chase you with cans of Glade all day long.

ROFL! I can just imagine Cleo doing that! :mrgreen:

I wish I had a good recipe for Southwestern Pasta.

Okay, you do but it calls for bovine secretions, hymenopteran insect vomit, and eye of newt.

I wish there were more to choose from to eat at my house. (Did I wish for that already? I forget.)

by **Lance** » Sun Jul 02, 2006 8:47 pm

umop ap!sdn wrote:Okay, you do but it calls for bovine secretions, hymenopteran insect vomit, and eye of newt.

umop ap!sdn wrote:I wish there were more to choose from to eat at my house. (Did I wish for that already? I forget.)

You find a smörgåsbord filled with every your heart desires, but it's up on the roof covered in bird crap.

by **umop ap!sdn** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 12:54 am

LMAO!

OK, where's your wish for us to corrupt?

by **Lance** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 1:00 am

Oh, sorry...

I wish I would have used the right amount of ginger in what I made for dinner.

by **St. Jimmy** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:30 am

Alright but you put too much of everything else and can't even taste a hint of ginger.

I wish I could play with hippie's hair. (I haven't done that for 8 days! :shock:

)

by **umop ap!sdn** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 2:53 am

She asks you to see if you can help get a ton of bubble gum out of it.

I wish blue laser pointers were affordable and easy to find.

by **Lance** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:00 am

You find thousands of blue laser pointers at local stores selling for $4.99 each and buy several, then immediately blind yourself the first time you try to use one.

I wish my back didn't hurt.

by **St. Jimmy** » Mon Jul 03, 2006 3:27 am

Alright but you don't have a back anymore.

I wish I had something to wish for.

by **Capt. Moosedoom** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 4:34 am

you wish for hippie to wuv you...but her superpowers repel the wish because she is a ninja...hooowa

I wish to sleep

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