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Postby Lance » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:48 pm

Everything you move mentally comes flying at you very quickly.

I wish the remote control system I bought for our living room lighting worked more consistently.
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Postby Dragon Star » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:57 pm

Wish granted, but as soon as the consistency reaches perfection the system gets a short, catches fire and burns your house down.

I wish I could get cable Internet instead of dial-up!
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Postby St. Jimmy » Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:51 pm

Alright but the price of cable internet skyrockets rendering you bankrupt.

Oh, I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner.....
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Postby Lance » Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:26 am

Okay, but someone doused you with ketchup making you completely unappealing.

I wish they would make ketchup-proof hotdogs
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Tue Jun 20, 2006 1:23 am

yes but then people will douse their hotdogs ini mustard(ewww)

i wish I had a bunch of cool unopened star wars ...stuff
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:27 am

You do, but it's cool because it was all carved out of dry ice which means you have to store it in liquid nitrogen.

I wish I had an endless supply of limeade.
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Postby hippietrekx » Tue Jun 20, 2006 4:18 am

Ok, but it falls out of the cabinet and kills you dead.

I wish I had some grape juice right now.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:07 am

You do, but it's mixed with everyonther kind of juive known to man.

I wish I could get my eyebrow pierced.
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Postby hippietrekx » Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:10 am

Ok, but it gets infected and your face has to be cut off, making flirting quite hard to do.

I wish I wouldn't have taken that nap today...
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Postby St. Jimmy » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:01 am

Alright, but now sleep for too long tonight and miss driver's ed. because you slept in.

I wish I didn't have to make up a driver's ed class.
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Postby hippietrekx » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:03 am

Ok, you never get your licesne.

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Postby Dragon Star » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:06 am

Sure, but watch out, the glue is still wet.

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Postby hippietrekx » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:07 am

Ok, but I'm nuts, you know.

I wish I weren't so nutty...
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Postby St. Jimmy » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:17 am

Ok you're no longer a "nut" but are still crazy.

I wish I didn't have my dad's name.
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Postby Мастер » Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:10 am

You don't, as you discover what you thought was your name was actually just a nickname, and your real name is Beauregard Poindexter.

I wish I had slept more than three hours last night.
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Postby Lance » Tue Jun 20, 2006 3:33 pm

Okay, you slept for 27 hours and missed a whole day.

I wish for Whirled Peas
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:03 pm

Presto! The peas are in the centrifuge whirling but the cap flies off and now you have pea soup all over your walls.

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Postby Мастер » Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:45 pm

A Libertarian president will be sworn into the American presidency next time around, but the US will adopt a parliamentary system with a ceremonial presidency, and the prime minister will be a statist.

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Postby Philip » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:39 pm

Gravity is lessened so much that you now need bungees to keep the car down.

I wish the voices would stop.
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Postby Lonewulf » Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:48 pm

The voices do stop... and now you see dancing hand gestures wherever you go.

I wish I could get into writing more.
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Postby hippietrekx » Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:34 pm

Ok, but now you write so much your hand falls off.

I wish I didn't have a cold in the middle of June.
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Postby Dragon Star » Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:57 pm

OK, then it gets replaced with the Flu.

I wish I had an actual love back into my life...
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Postby hippietrekx » Tue Jun 20, 2006 9:59 pm

Ok, but she lives in Guatamala.

I wish my sleeping habits would find some pattern.
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Postby Lance » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:08 pm

Okay, you now sleep 4 hours every 32 hours.

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Postby hippietrekx » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:10 pm

Ok, but you get to groom them.

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