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Postby Lance » Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:14 pm

When you fire it up, you realize it was one of the double-sided ones and pierce yourself through the abdomen and then slice yourself in half.

I wish real tribbles didn't need to be groomed.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Tue Jun 20, 2006 11:14 pm

Abracadabra! Tribbles now have no fur, and what remains looks like a large, very wrinkled raisen (even uglier than Mr. Bigglesworth!)

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Postby Lance » Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:10 am

MM_Dandy wrote:Abracadabra! Tribbles now have no fur, and what remains looks like a large, very wrinkled raisen (even uglier than Mr. Bigglesworth!)

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You mean, like Naked Mole Rats?
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:38 am

(either way he didn't specify) You will then construct a bomb, says the scavenger hunt leader, using nothing but shakespeares skull, 4 pringles, and a scooby Doo coloring book and are sent to jail for defacing a great unamerican writer.

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Postby St. Jimmy » Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:34 am

Alright but it revolves around me. :P

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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:06 am

Ok, but you were born in the 1870's, so by the time you could have seen them, you were deaf!

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Postby St. Jimmy » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:08 am

Alright you sat on a porcupine instead.

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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:14 am

You do, but his chin hits your face, rendering you unconcious.

I wish I had some chocolate...
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Postby St. Jimmy » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:30 am

Alright, but it's missing the two key ingredients: Sugar and Caffine.

I wish I had some Breyer's Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream.
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:44 am

Ok, but a dog licked it first.

I wish this sliver would hurry up and go away.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:48 am

It does, but the hole where it was doesn't ever go away.

I wish my parents wouldn't freak out while I am driving.
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:56 am

They don't, you relax, and you smash into a tree.

I wish my brothers would call more often than when they need money... :?
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Postby St. Jimmy » Wed Jun 21, 2006 3:59 am

Ok, but now they only call when they need new clothes.

I wish I could see my brother.
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:01 am

Ok, but he can't see you.

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Postby St. Jimmy » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:04 am

Ok but she turns out to be a preppy brat.

I wish hippie would quit making wishes that I hate corupting.
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:06 am

Fine, she'll wander into another thread.

I wish Jimmy weren't so annoying... :wink:
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Postby St. Jimmy » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:10 am

Alright, but moosedoom obsorbed my annoyingness and is now twice as annoying.

I wish I could write the greatest rock song ever to exist.
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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:12 am

You do, but someone thinks you're the sheriff and kills you, and your friend the deputy takes credit for your song.

I wish this headache would go away.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:17 am

The headache goes away, but a migrain attacks right afterwards.

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Postby hippietrekx » Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:23 am

You do, and then my cat eats it and she dies.

I wish Jimmy wouldn't kill my cat.
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Postby Philip » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:00 pm

Your cat survives, changes his name to 'Mr Tinkles' and hatches a fiendish plan called Operation Dark Storm, involving a mad scientist and lots of mice.

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Postby pmcolt » Wed Jun 21, 2006 7:25 pm

Very well, but the European Llama was hunted to extinction in the nineteenth century to feed the armies of Napoleon.

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Postby Мастер » Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:39 pm

You will, but no one will read your posts.

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Postby Enzo » Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:11 am

He is now, but he keeps asking you for spare change.

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Postby St. Jimmy » Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:28 am

Ok she doesn't find out about hte hostess cupcakes, but does find out about the female flight attendent. :lol:

I wish I had some hostess cupcakes.
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