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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Wed Feb 23, 2011 3:42 pm

It doesn't, instead I sit home all day wishing I had more human interaction....hahaha...awe

I wish I wasn't so lonely now.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:01 pm

You are no longer lonely as you are completely surrounded by a thousand screaming, kicking, crying, uncontrollable 4 year-olds.

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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Sat Feb 26, 2011 2:44 am

you do, but it is on one side of a giant scale and the other side contains your wife and kids...choose wisely because you can only have one where the other will be plunged down a cavernous well with deadly spikes at the bottom.

I wish I had a text based rpg to play.
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Postby Мастер » Sun Mar 06, 2011 5:55 am

You do have a text-based RPG to play, a multi-player game. It's called "Moose Hunt".

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Postby KLA2 » Mon Mar 07, 2011 3:54 am

You do.

It is operated by a Russian airline.

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Postby MM_Dandy » Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:14 pm

You know what they say, don't you?

In Soviet Russia, the plane flies you! :glp-rimshot:


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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Tue Mar 08, 2011 7:21 pm

he does and you horrendously cripple him with our curruption

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Postby MM_Dandy » Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:46 pm

They do. Your job is to mop the floors.

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Postby KLA2 » Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:37 am

It does, and you are out of a job. Terminatored. :shock:

I wish when I get up tomorrow, it would be summer.
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Postby Мастер » Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:51 pm

It is summer (at least when you posted) - in New Zealand, which is quite far from Ontario.

I wish an earthquake would move Ontario into the southern hemisphere so KLA2 could enjoy an early summer.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:52 pm

It happens, but it also shifts Ontario underwater.

I wish I had more time to spend with my girlfriend.
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Postby KLA2 » Thu Mar 31, 2011 3:09 am

About 68,490 square miles (177,390 square kilometers), or one-sixth of Ontario's terrain, is covered by some 400,000 lakes and 37,000 miles (59,000 kilometers) of rivers.
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You do, but since she is imaginary, you develop chapped palms. :lol:

I wish I could get cellphone service where I live. :evil:
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Postby Мастер » Mon Apr 04, 2011 6:07 pm

You can get cellphone service where you live. But the four metre parabolic dish antenna you need means you must take the long way around to the office, to avoid the underpass.

I wish nuclear reactors wouldn't be destroyed every time there is a 9.0 magnitude earthquake.
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Postby KLA2 » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:20 am

That is no longer needed.

They are made so fragile that a big truck rattling by causes a meltdown. :evil:

{A one in ten thousand year event??? :twisted: }
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Postby Мастер » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:46 am

KLA2 wrote:{A one in ten thousand year event??? :twisted: }


The earthquake, or the big truck?

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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:15 pm

he doesn't

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Postby Мастер » Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:50 pm

It never turns on accidentally, because it never turns off. Once you hit it, it's on, forever.

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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Fri Apr 22, 2011 5:13 pm

It does but there was a rediculous ammount of giant robots, monsters, and explosions in the movie as well.

I wish movies didn't mostly consist of things like that these days.
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Postby Arneb » Sat Jul 16, 2011 10:02 pm

They don't. Instead, they only consist of unhappy couples, unhappy children, unhappy policemen, unhappy aliens and unhappy Gods who are desperately trying to establish communication among themselves but fail to do so over 160 min of endless black and white takes of sad faces, sad, grey beaches, and sad, grey cities.

I wish there weren't so many things to procrastinate about on this my very office desk.
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Postby Мастер » Sat Jul 30, 2011 4:18 pm

There aren't so many things to procrastinate about. They're all past due.

I wish Arneb would get caught up.
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Postby Arneb » Sat Jul 30, 2011 7:28 pm

He is caaught. As a result, they fire him (well that would poison it for me, at least).

I wish Congress would finish the brinkmanship in the debt crisis.
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Postby Мастер » Sun Jul 31, 2011 2:33 am

They do. They eliminate the US deficit through a heavy tax on German citizens. The German government, not wanting to upset the US, goes along with it.

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Postby Arneb » Tue Aug 02, 2011 9:04 pm

It does, along with your head.

I wish the beer wouldn't make me so fat.
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Postby Мастер » Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:43 am

It doesn't make you fat, all the puking from the contaminated beer makes you really thin.

I wish I had more energy.
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Postby Lance » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:57 am

You now have more energy as a result of sleeping better due to your new CPAP machine.

I think I wish I had a CPAP machine.
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