Illuminati-R-Us

It doesn't, instead I sit home all day wishing I had more human interaction....hahaha...awe

I wish I wasn't so lonely now.

You are no longer lonely as you are completely surrounded by a thousand screaming, kicking, crying, uncontrollable 4 year-olds.

I wish I had a delicious subway sub right now....mmmmmmmm....yumm.....

you do, but it is on one side of a giant scale and the other side contains your wife and kids...choose wisely because you can only have one where the other will be plunged down a cavernous well with deadly spikes at the bottom.

I wish I had a text based rpg to play.

You do have a text-based RPG to play, a multi-player game. It's called "Moose Hunt".

I wish I could fly on a Piaggio P180.

You do.

It is operated by a Russian airline.

{Usual apologies ...}

You know what they say, don't you?

In Soviet Russia, the plane flies you!


I wish KLA2 had made a wish for us to corrupt.

he does and you horrendously cripple him with our curruption

I wish a tattoo place would hire me

They do. Your job is to mop the floors.

I wish the application that I'm working on would fix itself.

It does, and you are out of a job. Terminatored.

I wish when I get up tomorrow, it would be summer.

It is summer (at least when you posted) - in New Zealand, which is quite far from Ontario.

I wish an earthquake would move Ontario into the southern hemisphere so KLA2 could enjoy an early summer.

It happens, but it also shifts Ontario underwater.

I wish I had more time to spend with my girlfriend.

About 68,490 square miles (177,390 square kilometers), or one-sixth of Ontario's terrain, is covered by some 400,000 lakes and 37,000 miles (59,000 kilometers) of rivers.
http://www.nationsencyclopedia.com/cana ... tario.html

You do, but since she is imaginary, you develop chapped palms.

I wish I could get cellphone service where I live.

You can get cellphone service where you live. But the four metre parabolic dish antenna you need means you must take the long way around to the office, to avoid the underpass.

I wish nuclear reactors wouldn't be destroyed every time there is a 9.0 magnitude earthquake.

That is no longer needed.

They are made so fragile that a big truck rattling by causes a meltdown.

{A one in ten thousand year event??? }

KLA2 wrote:{A one in ten thousand year event??? }

The earthquake, or the big truck?

I wish KLA2 would learn the rules of this game.

he doesn't

I wish capslock would never turn on accidentally.

It never turns on accidentally, because it never turns off. Once you hit it, it's on, forever.

I wish Yes, Minister and Yes, Prime Minister had ended properly, rather than just stopping.

It does but there was a rediculous ammount of giant robots, monsters, and explosions in the movie as well.

I wish movies didn't mostly consist of things like that these days.

They don't. Instead, they only consist of unhappy couples, unhappy children, unhappy policemen, unhappy aliens and unhappy Gods who are desperately trying to establish communication among themselves but fail to do so over 160 min of endless black and white takes of sad faces, sad, grey beaches, and sad, grey cities.

I wish there weren't so many things to procrastinate about on this my very office desk.

There aren't so many things to procrastinate about. They're all past due.

I wish Arneb would get caught up.

He is caaught. As a result, they fire him (well that would poison it for me, at least).

I wish Congress would finish the brinkmanship in the debt crisis.

They do. They eliminate the US deficit through a heavy tax on German citizens. The German government, not wanting to upset the US, goes along with it.

I wish this headache would go away.

It does, along with your head.

I wish the beer wouldn't make me so fat.

It doesn't make you fat, all the puking from the contaminated beer makes you really thin.

I wish I had more energy.

You now have more energy as a result of sleeping better due to your new CPAP machine.

I think I wish I had a CPAP machine.