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Postby Arneb » Wed Aug 03, 2011 10:19 pm

You have one. It gives off a whining sound all night long, sounding an alarm now and then. The mask doesn't fit and thus, leaks air. You are totally devoid of sex appeal wearing it ("now who do you think wants to fuck fucking Darth Vader with his mask on?, Cindy asks), you have dry eyes, mouth and nose from the unmoistured air flow in the mask, and you can't sleep at all because noise, sexual frustration and local irritation all conspire to keep you awake all night long. You start being really tired.

I wish I could bring to the market the ultimate CPAP machine.
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Postby Мастер » Fri Aug 05, 2011 6:30 am

You do. You produce the best CPAP machine, because you have greater need for one than anyone else.

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Postby Arneb » Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:52 pm

They do. Meanwhile in Singapore, Amtrak takes over all the train lines.

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Postby Мастер » Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:23 pm

The huge hordes of rabies-infected bats take care of the mosquitoes. But now, the mosquitoes all being gone, they need to look for something else to eat.

I wish we didn't have to wait until Wednesday for the next round of World Cup matches.
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Postby Arneb » Sun Sep 11, 2011 5:35 pm

You'll notice you wwouldn'T have had to wait when you read the results of Tuesday's matches in the papers.

I wish Nürnberg hadn't won this Sunday.
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Postby Мастер » Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:05 pm

They didn't win on Sunday, unless you count the sort of technical victory that occurs when the other team forfeits.

I wish I hadn't just witnessed one of the National Geographic television channels referring to a Spanish village, while the background graphic had a little dot showing its location, in France.
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Postby Arneb » Sun Sep 11, 2011 6:34 pm

What you've really seen was a glitch in the matrix.

I wish traffic was a bit higher on IRU. I'm bored.
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Postby Мастер » Thu Sep 15, 2011 4:59 pm

Traffic is much higher at IRU. The return of Bill Thompson has the place hopping like never before.

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Postby Arneb » Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:35 pm

Theey do. Right into it.

I wish I coould make some progress on my TB talk.
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Postby tubeswell » Sat Sep 17, 2011 11:27 pm

You'll make progress as you're TB develops into a full blown case.

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Postby Arneb » Thu Oct 13, 2011 8:18 pm

You do when you win - NZ$ 4,35.

I wish I knew how to end the debt crisis in Europe.
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Postby tubeswell » Fri Oct 14, 2011 4:41 am

You'll find out how to end the debt crisis in Europe when hell freezes over.

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Postby KLA2 » Sun Oct 16, 2011 4:35 am

You win the lottery, get your wish, and go straight to hell. :twisted:

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Postby tubeswell » Mon Oct 17, 2011 6:32 am

Finish drinking the bottle, dream of genie until the hangover starts.

I wish for longer weekends and shorter weeks
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Postby Мастер » Tue Jan 24, 2012 8:49 pm

You have longer weekends and shorter weeks. The prison has a four-day work week.

I wish I didn't have to go to Europe next month.
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Postby KLA2 » Mon Jan 30, 2012 4:33 am

You don't, because the EU has selected you to be their First Man on the Moon. In February, to beat the Chinese. Approved by all members of BAUT, for some reason.

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Postby Мастер » Sat Feb 25, 2012 6:43 am

You are. Still here!

I wish The Independent had a proper page three.
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Postby Arneb » Sat Feb 25, 2012 9:18 pm

It does. The Islamist mob demonstrating in the street where you read (yeah right, "read") it takes a dim view of the contents.

I wish I was as physically fit as you apparently need to be with two little kids in tow.
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Postby KLA2 » Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:52 am

You are, and consequently, now have a third on the way. :lol:

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Postby Arneb » Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:03 pm

You do. Shouldn't have cut that mountain range, though. Now you have a meltdown in your trunk.

I wish I knew of a way not to procrastatinate.
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Postby KLA2 » Mon Mar 05, 2012 5:58 am

You know a way. You just never get around to using it.

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Postby Arneb » Mon Mar 05, 2012 7:29 pm

You do. Thanks for putting me in hell, asshole (your "best friend" from highschool says).

I wish I finally got around to using that not procrastinating method you granted me.
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Postby Мастер » Mon Mar 12, 2012 1:03 am

You do. Why put suicide off until tomorrow?

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Postby KLA2 » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:34 am

He does, and decides on murder instead.

I wish Mactep had a "panic room." :lol:
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Postby Мастер » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:52 am

Mactep does. He throws in food for you every week or so.

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