The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

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Postby Arneb » Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:43 pm

They do. Right after lifting off from Sheremetyevo. Only not quite reaching it. Kurwa!

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Postby KLA2 » Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:19 am

He does, but with an obsessive desire to eat brains, on which he has subsisted for weeks. The larger the better.

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Postby tubeswell » Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:02 pm

Good idea! Why don't you use KLA2's bedroom Arneb?

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Postby Arneb » Wed Mar 21, 2012 1:02 am

You think being on the dole is easier?

I wish I got to bed when I should.
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Postby Мастер » Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:35 pm

You do go to bed when you should. Too bad the linens weren't cleaned when they should have been.

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Postby tubeswell » Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:06 am

Trouble is you never really know what feline and/or canine ingredients they used to cook either the Thai or the Turkish, or how well it was cooked.

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Postby KLA2 » Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:31 am

You do, but then realise the odds of being struck by lightning are ten times greater, and live in fear. :shock:

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Postby MM_Dandy » Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:49 pm

He does, but you really don't want to know where he keeps it.

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Postby pmcolt » Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:49 am

You could, but then other people would start verbing days of the week, and next thing you know, you have to Sunday on.

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Postby Lance » Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:23 pm

You stop wearing dresses that have pants.

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Postby MM_Dandy » Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:00 pm

He does.

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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:06 am

You lawnmower mows your lawn without you needing to engineer it. It also kills 1 dozen of the neighborhood children while mowing all other lawns in view from your house.

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Postby pmcolt » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:06 am

[strike]It does, and empties the grass clippings in your house.[/strike]

They are, but you can't remember where you put them.

I wish blue were a little more orange.

[edit: head-on collision with a Moose :o]
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:21 am

Blue becomes a little more orange and the real color blue no longer exists in the world.

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Postby Мастер » Tue May 08, 2012 4:40 pm

You do have the packages you ordered. The undercover policeman brought them to your door, and you were videotaped accepting and opening them.

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Postby tubeswell » Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:33 am

All the mooses have been relocated to a more suitable habitat.

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Postby Arneb » Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:48 pm

Rest assured. She recently discovered Saudi Arabia as a holiday destination.

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Postby tubeswell » Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:53 am

You should've realised by now that Stars in Your Eyes are just the re-runs.

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Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Postby Arneb » Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:35 pm

Everyone does. A squadron of heavily armed officers cheerfully kick your door in and flash their IRS badges.

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Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Postby tubeswell » Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:38 pm

You can, as soon as you have finished surfing the net and replying to unread IRU posts.

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Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Postby Arneb » Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:44 am

They do. Its forceful sound blows out the tube amp you have just built.

I wish I were a better singer.
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Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Postby tubeswell » Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:52 am

You will be, in some future life.

I wish I was rich. Dammit.
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Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Postby MM_Dandy » Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:46 pm

*POOF* You're rich, and suddenly you have endless streams of calls, emails, texts, etc. from people with the same last name in countries far, far away from you.

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Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Postby tubeswell » Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:16 pm

You blink once and the house looks as clean as it did a blink ago. In a little while longer it needs cleaning again.

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Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

Postby Мастер » Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:11 am

You get world peace. Even the surf becomes peaceful.

I wish I hadn't hooked one of the speakers up with the wires reversed.
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