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Posted:
Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:43 pmby Arneb
They do. Right after lifting off from Sheremetyevo. Only not quite reaching it. Kurwa!
I wish Mactep climbed out f the resulting rubble unscathed.
Posted:
Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:19 amby KLA2
He does, but with an obsessive desire to eat brains, on which he has subsisted for weeks. The larger the better.
I wish Arneb had a “panic room”.
Posted:
Tue Mar 20, 2012 7:02 pmby tubeswell
Good idea! Why don't you use KLA2's bedroom Arneb?
I wish I didn't have to work for a living.
Posted:
Wed Mar 21, 2012 1:02 amby Arneb
You think being on the dole is easier?
I wish I got to bed when I should.
Posted:
Fri Mar 23, 2012 2:35 pmby Мастер
You do go to bed when you should. Too bad the linens weren't cleaned when they should have been.
I wish I could have gotten this trip on Thai instead of Turkish.
Posted:
Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:06 amby tubeswell
Trouble is you never really know what feline and/or canine ingredients they used to cook either the Thai or the Turkish, or how well it was cooked.
I wish I will win the Lottery this weekend
Posted:
Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:31 amby KLA2
You do, but then realise the odds of being struck by lightning are ten times greater, and live in fear.
I wish Tubes owned a lightning rod hat.
Posted:
Thu Apr 05, 2012 3:49 pmby MM_Dandy
He does, but you really don't want to know where he keeps it.
I wish I could Monday off from work.
Posted:
Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:49 amby pmcolt
You could, but then other people would start verbing days of the week, and next thing you know, you have to Sunday on.
I wish it were easier to remove cat fur from dress pants.
Posted:
Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:23 pmby Lance
You stop wearing dresses that have pants.
I wish PMCOLT would stop by more often.
Posted:
Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:00 pmby MM_Dandy
He does.
I wish my yard would mow itself.
Posted:
Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:06 amby Capt. Moosedoom
You lawnmower mows your lawn without you needing to engineer it. It also kills 1 dozen of the neighborhood children while mowing all other lawns in view from your house.
I wish my commissions were all done and perfect.
Posted:
Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:06 amby pmcolt
[strike]It does, and empties the grass clippings in your house.[/strike]
They are, but you can't remember where you put them.
I wish blue were a little more orange.
[edit: head-on collision with a Moose :o]
Posted:
Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:21 amby Capt. Moosedoom
Blue becomes a little more orange and the real color blue no longer exists in the world.
I wish I had my packages I ordered.
Posted:
Tue May 08, 2012 4:40 pmby Мастер
You do have the packages you ordered. The undercover policeman brought them to your door, and you were videotaped accepting and opening them.
I wish Moose would come around here more.
Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2012 9:33 amby tubeswell
All the mooses have been relocated to a more suitable habitat.
I wish I could stop worrying about my daughter going on vacation to South-East Asia next (southern) summer.
Posted:
Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:48 pmby Arneb
Rest assured. She recently discovered Saudi Arabia as a holiday destination.
I whish I'd have more time to watch the stars at night.
Posted:
Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:53 amby tubeswell
You should've realised by now that Stars in Your Eyes are just the re-runs.
I wish everybody would donate money to me.
Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game
Posted:
Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:35 pmby Arneb
Everyone does. A squadron of heavily armed officers cheerfully kick your door in and flash their IRS badges.
I wish I could get to sleep now.
Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game
Posted:
Tue Jan 29, 2013 11:38 pmby tubeswell
You can, as soon as you have finished surfing the net and replying to unread IRU posts.
I wish someone would give me a new AVRI '65 Fender Jaguar.
Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game
Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2013 12:44 amby Arneb
They do. Its forceful sound blows out the tube amp you have just built.
I wish I were a better singer.
Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game
Posted:
Fri Feb 01, 2013 4:52 amby tubeswell
You will be, in some future life.
I wish I was rich. Dammit.
Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game
Posted:
Sat Feb 09, 2013 4:46 pmby MM_Dandy
*POOF* You're rich, and suddenly you have endless streams of calls, emails, texts, etc. from people with the same last name in countries far, far away from you.
I wish that my children wouldn't, in the blink of an eye, undo every single bit of cleaning that took hours to accomplish.
Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game
Posted:
Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:16 pmby tubeswell
You blink once and the house looks as clean as it did a blink ago. In a little while longer it needs cleaning again.
I wish for world peace and surf love.
Re: The Corrupt-A-Wish Game
Posted:
Mon Apr 22, 2013 1:11 amby Мастер
You get world peace. Even the surf becomes peaceful.
I wish I hadn't hooked one of the speakers up with the wires reversed.