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Postby umop ap!sdn » Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:23 am

The cartoon is on right now -- on PBS, and they're doing their pledge drive.

I wish my mouse batteries lasted forever without needing recharged.
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Postby Enzo » Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:49 am

OK, but it's a Die Hard from your car, so the mouse is extremely heavy and now your car won't start.

I wish Paris Hilton would dissapear in a puff of green greasy smoke.


(Who would dare deny that wish?)
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Postby MM_Dandy » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:12 pm

*POOF*She's gone.
*POOF*She's back. (She never even noticed.)

I wish I could spit like a camel.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:27 pm

Sure but you have terrible aim and end up spitting on yourself everytime.

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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:49 pm

You will but when you do, your computer and any computer you touch from that day on will catch viruses.

I wish I were watching Seinfeld.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:35 pm

You are, and it's an episode you've seen like 5 times and are sick of.

I wish I could live in a not so unbearably hot climate with few thunderstorms while still staying at my current latitude or lower.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:08 pm

I've tilted the Earth, the U.S. Southwest is the new Antartica (hey, at least it's still a desert!). No need to thank me.

I wish I could get the same pay for doing half the work I do now.
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Postby Мастер » Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:07 pm

You will, after inflation raises the price of everything by a factor of 100.

I wish the CTRL key on my laptop keyboard would work properly.
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Postby hippietrekx » Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:20 pm

Ok, but now the shift key is StuCK LIKE MINE.

I wish St. Jimmy would stay out of my pants...
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Postby Lance » Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:34 pm

He does, and moosdoom moves into the vacancy.

I wish the price of decent beef would go back down to where it was last year.
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Postby Мастер » Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:24 pm

It will, after the government adopts price controls, and you will have to stand in a queue for four hours to get a 4 oz. slice.

I wish they would pave the #&^&$#^ road I have to drive on every day to get to work, as it looks like something out of the third world. . .
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:49 pm

They pave it in solid gold, and only white elephants are allowed to travel over it.

I wish there were more hours in a day.
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Postby Lance » Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:55 pm

Okay, there are now 100 hours in a day. You have to sleep for 40 of them and work for another 40 of them, reducing your "free time" to only 20% of the remaining day.

I wish I were 21 again, but still knew what I know now.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:30 pm

Sure but you end up 100 years into the future as 21 years old, and everything you ever knew is now irrelevent.

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Postby hippietrekx » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:12 am

Now you're dating a cat. :lol:

I wish my brain would stop fighting with its self...
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:16 am

Alright but now it's got to fight Evander Holyfeild in his prime.

I wish I had my own game show.
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Postby hippietrekx » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:18 am

Ok, but YOU have to pay out the prizes!

I wish people would stop with the guns and use bows & arrows...
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:23 am

Alright but now the only legal thing to hunt is you. :shock:

I wish I didn't have insomnia.
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Postby hippietrekx » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:25 am

Ok, but now you sleep all the time and don't have time to do anything.

I wish *I* didn't have insomnia...
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:29 am

alright but now you have sleep apenea.

I wish my contacts didn't bother me.
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Postby hippietrekx » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:30 am

Ok, now you're wearing glasses that are yellow and held together with a paperclip and rubber band.

I wish I had glasses.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:37 am

Sure but they make you see Obi-Wann dying over and over again. (I'll admit that was mean)

I wish I would stop get chain e-mails
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Postby hippietrekx » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:39 am

Ok, now you get chain telephone calls!

I wish Obi-Wan was made out to be more of a smart-ass in the Star Wars movies.

He didn't die! He evaporated!
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:48 am

Alright but he is now richard simons gay too.

I wishPeople weren;t so stupid
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Postby hippietrekx » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:49 am

Ok, but now they're all so smart, that you and I look stupid. :?

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