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Posted:
Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:23 amby umop ap!sdn
The cartoon is on right now -- on PBS, and they're doing their pledge drive.
I wish my mouse batteries lasted forever without needing recharged.
Posted:
Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:49 amby Enzo
OK, but it's a Die Hard from your car, so the mouse is extremely heavy and now your car won't start.
I wish Paris Hilton would dissapear in a puff of green greasy smoke.
(Who would dare deny that wish?)
Posted:
Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:12 pmby MM_Dandy
*POOF*She's gone.
*POOF*She's back. (She never even noticed.)
I wish I could spit like a camel.
Posted:
Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:27 pmby St. Jimmy
Sure but you have terrible aim and end up spitting on yourself everytime.
I wish that I could meet
Maddox.
Posted:
Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:49 pmby Capt. Moosedoom
You will but when you do, your computer and any computer you touch from that day on will catch viruses.
I wish I were watching Seinfeld.
Posted:
Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:35 pmby umop ap!sdn
You are, and it's an episode you've seen like 5 times and are sick of.
I wish I could live in a not so unbearably hot climate with few thunderstorms while still staying at my current latitude or lower.
Posted:
Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:08 pmby MM_Dandy
I've tilted the Earth, the U.S. Southwest is the new Antartica (hey, at least it's still a desert!). No need to thank me.
I wish I could get the same pay for doing half the work I do now.
Posted:
Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:07 pmby Мастер
You will, after inflation raises the price of everything by a factor of 100.
I wish the CTRL key on my laptop keyboard would work properly.
Posted:
Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:20 pmby hippietrekx
Ok, but now the shift key is StuCK LIKE MINE.
I wish St. Jimmy would stay out of my pants...
Posted:
Sat Jun 17, 2006 4:34 pmby Lance
He does, and moosdoom moves into the vacancy.
I wish the price of decent beef would go back down to where it was last year.
Posted:
Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:24 pmby Мастер
It will, after the government adopts price controls, and you will have to stand in a queue for four hours to get a 4 oz. slice.
I wish they would pave the #&^&$#^ road I have to drive on every day to get to work, as it looks like something out of the third world. . .
Posted:
Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:49 pmby umop ap!sdn
They pave it in solid gold, and only white elephants are allowed to travel over it.
I wish there were more hours in a day.
Posted:
Sat Jun 17, 2006 5:55 pmby Lance
Okay, there are now 100 hours in a day. You have to sleep for 40 of them and work for another 40 of them, reducing your "free time" to only 20% of the remaining day.
I wish I were 21 again, but still knew what I know now.
Posted:
Sat Jun 17, 2006 7:30 pmby St. Jimmy
Sure but you end up 100 years into the future as 21 years old, and everything you ever knew is now irrelevent.
I wish I wasn't single.
Posted:
Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:12 amby hippietrekx
Now you're dating a cat.
I wish my brain would stop fighting with its self...
Posted:
Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:16 amby St. Jimmy
Alright but now it's got to fight Evander Holyfeild in his prime.
I wish I had my own game show.
Posted:
Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:18 amby hippietrekx
Ok, but YOU have to pay out the prizes!
I wish people would stop with the guns and use bows & arrows...
Posted:
Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:23 amby St. Jimmy
Alright but now the only legal thing to hunt is you.
I wish I didn't have insomnia.
Posted:
Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:25 amby hippietrekx
Ok, but now you sleep all the time and don't have time to do anything.
I wish *I* didn't have insomnia...
Posted:
Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:29 amby St. Jimmy
alright but now you have sleep apenea.
I wish my contacts didn't bother me.
Posted:
Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:30 amby hippietrekx
Ok, now you're wearing glasses that are yellow and held together with a paperclip and rubber band.
I wish I had glasses.
Posted:
Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:37 amby St. Jimmy
Sure but they make you see Obi-Wann dying over and over again. (I'll admit that was mean)
I wish I would stop get chain e-mails
Posted:
Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:39 amby hippietrekx
Ok, now you get chain telephone calls!
I wish Obi-Wan was made out to be more of a smart-ass in the Star Wars movies.
He didn't die! He evaporated!
Posted:
Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:48 amby St. Jimmy
Alright but he is now richard simons gay too.
I wishPeople weren;t so stupid
Posted:
Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:49 amby hippietrekx
Ok, but now they're all so smart, that you and I look stupid. :?
I wish that fly on my screen would die.