The Corrupt-A-Wish Game

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Postby St. Jimmy » Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:02 am

Alright but it explodes and hits your eye making you go blind.

I wish this game wasn't so cruel.(Not really but this should be intersting)
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Postby hippietrekx » Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:09 am

Ok, but now it's not entertaining and we all wind up leaving IRU from boredom and NEVER RETURN!

I wish IRU will be around forever.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:13 am

Ok but the Gov't will controll everything we say nad do on here.

I wish I was rich.
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Postby hippietrekx » Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:15 am

Ok, but now you're completely isolated from all people.

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Postby St. Jimmy » Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:29 pm

ok, but the bottle is unopenable.

I wish I didn't have to go to church.
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Postby Мастер » Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:36 pm

OK, you have to go to mosque instead.

I wish there weren't so many bloody dandelions in the grass.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:42 pm

Alright but now the grass is gone too.

I wish I had doughnuts right now...
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Postby Мастер » Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:45 pm

Granted, but the dog ate them and then threw them up partly digested.

I wish the trip I'm taking in July wasn't so expensive.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sun Jun 18, 2006 12:53 pm

Ok, but now the trip in august is twice as expensive.

I wish I had a good book to read.
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Postby Capt. Moosedoom » Sun Jun 18, 2006 2:42 pm

Yes but it will end up being a book written by Richard Simmons.

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Postby St. Jimmy » Sun Jun 18, 2006 3:20 pm

Alright, but your brother does the cleaning and ends up throwing all your stuff away.

I wish I could go see The CaVinci Code again.
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Postby Lance » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:24 pm

Okay, you go and see "The CaVinci Code" (sic) and discover it is a love story involving gay male ballerinas.

I wish the government would stop trying to control IRU.
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Postby Мастер » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:54 pm

It will, right after IRU merges with GLP.

I wish my home internet connection would be faster.
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Postby Lance » Sun Jun 18, 2006 4:58 pm

Okay, you now have an unbelievably fast connection but your PC can't keep up with it and you have TCP/IP packets spilling out all over the floor.

I wish the people on GLP weren't so stupid/gullible/stubborn.
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Postby St. Jimmy » Sun Jun 18, 2006 5:17 pm

Alright but know you seem like the stupid/gullible/stubborn one.

I wish Candy wasn't insane.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:00 am

She's not.

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Postby St. Jimmy » Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:15 am

ok but now you have bald, naked cats.

I wish I didn't have to go to the weight room tomorrow.
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Postby MM_Dandy » Mon Jun 19, 2006 1:53 pm

Viola! The weightroom will be brought to you.

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Postby Lance » Mon Jun 19, 2006 3:00 pm

You will, but your slumber will be disturbed by Giant Yellow Jackets™.

I wish MM_Dandy would start doing the "corrupt" part.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:29 pm

He does, but it's something so dreadful that he has to immediately remove the post from view. :shock:

I wish I could remember how that song goes that I heard on TV recently that I'd like to have.
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Postby Lance » Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:53 pm

You remember, and are horrified when what you recall is:

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip.
That started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour, a three hour tour………
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew,
the Minnow would be lost; the Minnow would be lost.
The ship took ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle,
with Gilligan, the Skipper too,
the Millionaire, and his Wife,
the Movie Star, the Professor and Mary Ann,
here on Gilligan's Isle.


I wish birds would quit making nests in the railing above my deck.
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Postby umop ap!sdn » Mon Jun 19, 2006 6:58 pm

The birds cross breed with termites and their descendants make there nests deep inside your deck.

I wish I had a nice deck with a view of the sky.
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Postby Мастер » Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:20 pm

You will have an unimpeded view of the skies over Newark, New Jersey.

I wish I didn't have to go to New York later this week to get a Chinese visa.
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Postby Philip » Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:23 pm

You realize you have travelled back in time and are on RMS Titanic.

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Postby MM_Dandy » Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:38 pm

When they do, they will then immediately proceed to fly up yours.

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